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Tweak says, "I LOVE KUNG FUUUUUU!"

wade wilson already had his five moments. (maximumefforts) wrote in junkedic,
@ 2025-03-21 23:39:00

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! network post, marvel (film/tv): logan howlett, marvel (film/tv): wade wilson, star wars: rey, the magicians: eliot waugh, ✷ chapter 02 (all the pretty monsties)

Now that my insides are mostly back on the inside:

Hey, dumdums: you forgot the eggs for the egg carton bus thing.

You're welcome, by the way. One of the Big Ones tried to eat me, the other one seemed to be trying to hatch me? Or maybe it just thought it could kill me by sitting on me. Either way, I'm a Deadpool of standards; you gotta buy a lady a drink first.

[Peanut]

Shells are too thick to do the flashlight trick to see if we can get omelettes. But I found a case of pop tarts and I'm willing to share.

You lose anything fun in all that bullshit?

[ooc: with mod blessing, Wade has left a pair of monstie eggs under the bus wherever it's been parked on campus.]

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	professorwaugh 2025-03-22 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	One. Singular. Yes. At least until we know if the book on raising monsties is full of shit or not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumefforts 2025-03-22 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	If it ends up being a dragon can I have it back? None of the other Deadpools have a dragon. Gotta stand out somehow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	professorwaugh 2025-03-22 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	You could try the other egg...? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumefforts 2025-03-22 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	I don't trust like that. I saw what happened to Sad Ghost Teen and his little griffin. I might be a Daddy but I'm not a father. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	professorwaugh 2025-03-22 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	A respectable position to be sure. Sorry, if I'm taking the risk, the dragon is mine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumefforts 2025-03-22 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	😢 (Reply to this) (Parent)

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