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wade wilson already had his five moments. (maximumefforts) wrote in junkedic,
@ 2025-03-08 17:10:00

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! network post, from dusk till dawn: seth gecko, marvel (film/tv): wade wilson, resident alien: harry vanderspeigle, ✷ chapter 02 (all the pretty monsties)

So, I might be a day late and a maiming short on this one, but in case anyone's curious:

They all have teeth. And attitudes. Like, I figured hey, giant slug looking thing. Probably a safe place to start?

Nope. Teeth.

Good news is, the hand's at least back to a usable size. For typing. Yeah.

Does anyone want to take the credit-slash-blame for why there's like way more random Big Angry Baddies in the void than there were last time I was here? I promise I'm only a little pissed about it.

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	Poolverine worstlogan 2025-03-09 02:19 am UTC (link)
	Didn't realize I was making any jokes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine maximumefforts 2025-03-09 02:29 am UTC (link)
	Your face is a joke. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Poolverine maximumefforts 2025-03-09 02:30 am UTC (link)
	[...] Things were maybe Working out less than I wanted them to. And I'm trying to be good with that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine worstlogan 2025-03-09 02:31 am UTC (link)
	Didn't realize that one either. Fucking sucks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine maximumefforts 2025-03-09 02:36 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, well, it's not like I was doing it as a 'guilt trip her into it' thing. She's alive. Happy-ish. We're friends. It does fucking suck. But I've threatened enough stalkers to know the kind of shit you don't do in situations like that. I can try to be happy for her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine worstlogan 2025-03-09 02:43 am UTC (link)
	It's hard to be friends with someone you love. Hard to be happy for them too. Good for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Poolverine (tw suffocation, jesus why are they like this?)

maximumefforts
2025-03-09 02:51 am UTC (link)

I still remember getting her killed, before I fixed it. I ever tell you that one? Cable and his weird time-Rolex?

I tried the whole 'Got her back so she'd love me' thing once. And then I fucked it up again. I know I get like, infinite second chances at shit, but she doesn't, you know? She's got one life, she's doing better with as little of my bullshit in it as I can stand.

Feels a bit like suffocating sometimes, but I mean throwbacks are kind of in right now.

[...] Hey- what the fuck's "good for me" out of that?

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	Poolverine (tw suffocation, jesus why are they like this?) worstlogan 2025-03-09 02:55 am UTC (link)
	I didn't get that story. Tell it, one day. Good for you that you can be happy for her. Or at least try. Looking at somebody and thinking, you still love them and wish it worked out but respecting it didn't. That's the good for you. Not for what happened. For being not-a-dick about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 03:04 am UTC (link)
	It'll go on the list. And hey, still got my dick in by thinking you were trying to be an asshole. Only it's usually your dick, and my asshole, but that's a whole separate thinking about it thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Wade. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 03:10 am UTC (link)
	What? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 03:27 am UTC (link)
	Add that story to the list, why don't you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Can we save that fight for after I get my whole hand back? Or I guess maybe we do it now so there's less to grow back to get back to where I'm at or something? Sorry, bud. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Oh, it's a fight now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Isn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Most days. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 03:43 am UTC (link)
	But like, one Tuesday a month it's cool for your friend to joke about fucking you? Can I get a calendar? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 03:44 am UTC (link)
	How the fuck do we know what day's Tuesday? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 03:50 am UTC (link)
	That's what the calendar's for, Peanut. Or we could go to a punch card system. You punch me a dozen times, I get a sex joke. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Yeah and when do I get punched? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 04:17 am UTC (link)
	When I've got two good hands again. I thought that part was obvious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 04:19 am UTC (link)
	I thought it was obvious by me sticking around you but I don't care if you make sex jokes about us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 04:21 am UTC (link)
	I know, Wolvie. The flannel might read homophobe, but you're not actually a dick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 04:22 am UTC (link)
	It does? I'm 200, I've fucked every kind of person. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 04:26 am UTC (link)
	I mean, kinda. Not to say I'm not into it but my self esteem could be better. Is this also a 'good for you' kind of situation? I mean, I remember the talk of the war handies with Bargain Bin Barnes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)