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Tweak says, "Of Couse Tweak. I will!"

wade wilson already had his five moments. (maximumefforts) wrote in junkedic,
@ 2025-03-08 17:10:00

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! network post, from dusk till dawn: seth gecko, marvel (film/tv): wade wilson, resident alien: harry vanderspeigle, ✷ chapter 02 (all the pretty monsties)

So, I might be a day late and a maiming short on this one, but in case anyone's curious:

They all have teeth. And attitudes. Like, I figured hey, giant slug looking thing. Probably a safe place to start?

Nope. Teeth.

Good news is, the hand's at least back to a usable size. For typing. Yeah.

Does anyone want to take the credit-slash-blame for why there's like way more random Big Angry Baddies in the void than there were last time I was here? I promise I'm only a little pissed about it.

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	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Can we save that fight for after I get my whole hand back? Or I guess maybe we do it now so there's less to grow back to get back to where I'm at or something? Sorry, bud. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Oh, it's a fight now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Isn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Most days. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 03:43 am UTC (link)
	But like, one Tuesday a month it's cool for your friend to joke about fucking you? Can I get a calendar? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 03:44 am UTC (link)
	How the fuck do we know what day's Tuesday? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 03:50 am UTC (link)
	That's what the calendar's for, Peanut. Or we could go to a punch card system. You punch me a dozen times, I get a sex joke. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Yeah and when do I get punched? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 04:17 am UTC (link)
	When I've got two good hands again. I thought that part was obvious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 04:19 am UTC (link)
	I thought it was obvious by me sticking around you but I don't care if you make sex jokes about us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 04:21 am UTC (link)
	I know, Wolvie. The flannel might read homophobe, but you're not actually a dick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 04:22 am UTC (link)
	It does? I'm 200, I've fucked every kind of person. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 04:26 am UTC (link)
	I mean, kinda. Not to say I'm not into it but my self esteem could be better. Is this also a 'good for you' kind of situation? I mean, I remember the talk of the war handies with Bargain Bin Barnes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 04:29 am UTC (link)
	Seems unfair to fellow Canadians, pigeonholing the flannel shirt like that. I'd like to say it's a 'good for them' situation but I haven't had a review in a while. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Maybe it's just all the punching-me you get up to. I don't know. The lumberjack thing never really made it into the fantasies. You still got both your hands, don't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 04:35 am UTC (link)
	What made it to the fantasies? For now. I'd like to see something get through the adamantium to eat my hand off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 04:39 am UTC (link)
	I mean the jammies aren't a bad look. Or just a whole tits-out situation. You're looking good for a bicentennial man, Peanut. Kinky. But maybe let's not say that in a place where that really does feel like it can happen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 04:43 am UTC (link)
	So the preening slut thing was a case of the lady protesting too much. I knew it. I'll go wish upon a star. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 04:46 am UTC (link)
	Sorry, I think you lost me. Who's the slut in this scenario? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 04:48 am UTC (link)
	Neither of us, apparently, in this hellhole. I remember it very clearly. "Put your greasy tits away, you preening slut." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 04:50 am UTC (link)
	More's the pity. Yeah, right, that. We were kind of in the middle of saving the universe. Time and a place, Logan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 04:57 am UTC (link)
	It's not like I stripped on purpose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 05:03 am UTC (link)
	Bet you would've, if you could've. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 05:06 am UTC (link)
	Nah. I don't have those tear-away pants, for one thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 05:14 am UTC (link)
	Serious oversight on the costume department's part, IMO. But I mean you have literal knives in your hands, all your clothes can be tear-away clothes if you give a shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)