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wade wilson already had his five moments. (maximumefforts) wrote in junkedic,
@ 2025-03-08 17:10:00

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! network post, from dusk till dawn: seth gecko, marvel (film/tv): wade wilson, resident alien: harry vanderspeigle, ✷ chapter 02 (all the pretty monsties)

So, I might be a day late and a maiming short on this one, but in case anyone's curious:

They all have teeth. And attitudes. Like, I figured hey, giant slug looking thing. Probably a safe place to start?

Nope. Teeth.

Good news is, the hand's at least back to a usable size. For typing. Yeah.

Does anyone want to take the credit-slash-blame for why there's like way more random Big Angry Baddies in the void than there were last time I was here? I promise I'm only a little pissed about it.

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	worstlogan 2025-03-09 12:22 am UTC (link)
	The look on your face when it bit your hand off though. Could see it even through the mask. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tw ...masturbation reference? maximumefforts 2025-03-09 12:54 am UTC (link)
	That's my date night hand, Logan. She was never supposed to leave me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tw ...masturbation reference? worstlogan 2025-03-09 12:56 am UTC (link)
	Looks like you're going to need to give himself a raincheck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tw ...masturbation reference? maximumefforts 2025-03-09 01:00 am UTC (link)
	Just when I didn't think this fucking void could take anything else from me. Serve 'em right if I just smashed the stupid eggs as payback. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tw masturbation reference. worstlogan 2025-03-09 01:12 am UTC (link)
	You can wait a couple days to jerk off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tw masturbation reference. maximumefforts 2025-03-09 01:19 am UTC (link)
	Can I, though? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tw masturbation reference. worstlogan 2025-03-09 01:22 am UTC (link)
	You got another hand if you're desperate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tw masturbation reference. maximumefforts 2025-03-09 01:26 am UTC (link)
	That'd be like cheating on old Lucy, though! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tw masturbation reference. worstlogan 2025-03-09 01:28 am UTC (link)
	Didn't realize you two were monogamous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tw masturbation reference. maximumefforts 2025-03-09 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Not like I've had people banging down my door- or any other kind of banging- in this damn dumpster. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tw masturbation reference. worstlogan 2025-03-09 01:46 am UTC (link)
	Didn't figure you wanted your door banged. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tw masturbation reference. maximumefforts 2025-03-09 02:00 am UTC (link)
	Did something about me suddenly start screaming 'married to the work' or something? See, this is why I never wanted the yellow suit, you guys get all business, all the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tw: infidelity? Wade's sex life worstlogan 2025-03-09 02:07 am UTC (link)
	You were figuring things out with the girl back home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tw: infidelity? Wade's sex life maximumefforts 2025-03-09 02:15 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. And Vanessa is very 'not here', and also [...] Forget it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine worstlogan 2025-03-09 02:17 am UTC (link)
	What? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine maximumefforts 2025-03-09 02:18 am UTC (link)
	What-what? Joke stopped being funny. Despite what people think, I can see the line sometimes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine worstlogan 2025-03-09 02:19 am UTC (link)
	Didn't realize I was making any jokes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine maximumefforts 2025-03-09 02:29 am UTC (link)
	Your face is a joke. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Poolverine maximumefforts 2025-03-09 02:30 am UTC (link)
	[...] Things were maybe Working out less than I wanted them to. And I'm trying to be good with that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine worstlogan 2025-03-09 02:31 am UTC (link)
	Didn't realize that one either. Fucking sucks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine maximumefforts 2025-03-09 02:36 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, well, it's not like I was doing it as a 'guilt trip her into it' thing. She's alive. Happy-ish. We're friends. It does fucking suck. But I've threatened enough stalkers to know the kind of shit you don't do in situations like that. I can try to be happy for her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine worstlogan 2025-03-09 02:43 am UTC (link)
	It's hard to be friends with someone you love. Hard to be happy for them too. Good for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Poolverine (tw suffocation, jesus why are they like this?)

maximumefforts
2025-03-09 02:51 am UTC (link)

I still remember getting her killed, before I fixed it. I ever tell you that one? Cable and his weird time-Rolex?

I tried the whole 'Got her back so she'd love me' thing once. And then I fucked it up again. I know I get like, infinite second chances at shit, but she doesn't, you know? She's got one life, she's doing better with as little of my bullshit in it as I can stand.

Feels a bit like suffocating sometimes, but I mean throwbacks are kind of in right now.

[...] Hey- what the fuck's "good for me" out of that?

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	Poolverine (tw suffocation, jesus why are they like this?) worstlogan 2025-03-09 02:55 am UTC (link)
	I didn't get that story. Tell it, one day. Good for you that you can be happy for her. Or at least try. Looking at somebody and thinking, you still love them and wish it worked out but respecting it didn't. That's the good for you. Not for what happened. For being not-a-dick about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 03:04 am UTC (link)
	It'll go on the list. And hey, still got my dick in by thinking you were trying to be an asshole. Only it's usually your dick, and my asshole, but that's a whole separate thinking about it thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)