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Ugh, I can't believe that damnable necromancer escaped again! And what did he do this time? Not that I'm complaining about being out of yet another sewer, but where's the rest of my party? And where am I, for that matter?

I find this wh9le situati9n highly triggering. What kind of 6u66le is this, and why can't I get 6ack to mine? Kidnapping is a very seri9us pr96lem. I am 6usy preparing a lecture t9 tell y9u exactly what is wr9ng with what y9u've d9ne. And I will find y9u and deliver it t9 y9u at great length and v9lume. Pr96a6ly multiple times, as y9u seem t9 6e either insane 9r stupid, and will need it hammered int9 y9u. T9 th9se reading this that are either insane 9r stupid, I ap9l9gize if I've 9ffended y9u. I certainly had n9 such intenti9n.



#triggering #trigger warning: #kidnapping #lecture #length #v9lume #insanity #stupidity #hammering

:33 Can I go home yet?:33

so this god dude kept calling me a bard what the fuck does that mean and why should i give a fuck

also how the fuck is a dude supposed to create sweet jams without electricity for his mixing equipment this is so gay

IT'S PROBABLY SOMEWHERE AROUND MY WIGGLING DAY. NOT THAT THAT MATTERS.

D --> This place is e%cessively primitive

D --> Is there anywhere I can find electroni%

oh fuck the aj in this village is the fucking best thing ever oh my fuck ive missed this shit

This is not...

Where are the camera crews?

this is fucking stupid. h0w the fuck is this w0rking? it isn't even a c0mputer. but i can still hack it. what the fuck. and where the fuck am i?

fuck yeah i found my best bro

Really not in the mood for this.

I had the strangest day. I met Pelor the deity of the sun. I've been chosen to be one of his followers to do his bidding. I'm to help those in need and encourage others to stay on the straight path. I'm one of his Clerics. 'Clerics are spell-casters who draw power from their chosen god. They have the most physical martial ability of the spell-casters, but conversely are the best equipped with healing magic.'

I've always wanted to be a healer, so if you're hurt, let me know.

Okay, what the hell?