It's all about the Written Word. Networking

Okay went for a run....and I still haven't figured this place out.

I really need my sister.....

I awoke, suddenly finding myself in a strange place, and lo and behold, this scroll had been placed beside me, awash with power, and, forsooth I cast Identify. It was henceforth revealed to be a wondrous magic item, a Scroll of Networking! What working with nets has to do with communication, I know not, but apparently it will let me speak with anyone else holding a similar scroll, no matter the distance!

I mean, it's a wondrous item, so how many of them there are I don't know, but it's really really neat! I mean. Ahem. Its rarity knows no bounds, and... and... yeah, I'm losing that one.

Anyway! Yes. I am Callyn, of the Ashtanic City Guard. I was lately travelling with my dear companions. If anyone sees a few elves or a half-orc or a bugbear, I beg you, please tell me! Oh, the bugbear may be under a spell of Disguise Self, so if you see a human, just poke about a foot to one side of him, and if you feel a nice, muscular, furry arm, that's him.

WH4K7 7H3 FUCK? 1 W45 GR1ND1ND D0WN 7H15 SW337 R41L AND N0W 17'5 G0N3 AND 1 F3L3L D0WN 4G41N! FU7K 5H17 FUCK FUCK!

This place is still slightly insane, but I think I am getting the hang of it.

[Private to Dave]

Are you alright? How did things go with your friend?

Who: Jak and Aaron
What: Thieves' Guild business
When: Night
Where: A street
Warnings: Theivey stuff

( Unlicensed thievery doesn't go over well. )

Who: St. Cuthbert and Harry
What: Setting his cleric on the proper path
When: Now
Where: Outside
Warnings: TBD

( Another servant meant another chance of figuring this out. )

Who: Olidammara and Lorelai
What: A god and his Cleric
When: Now
Where: A street
Warnings: Olidammara can be an ass.

( He liked this woman. )

I will find a way out of here. I need my life back...my students. I don't like it here.

Well certainly not where I expected to end up? Should I even ask? or should I just go with it?

Ugh, I can't believe that damnable necromancer escaped again! And what did he do this time? Not that I'm complaining about being out of yet another sewer, but where's the rest of my party? And where am I, for that matter?

I find this wh9le situati9n highly triggering. What kind of 6u66le is this, and why can't I get 6ack to mine? Kidnapping is a very seri9us pr96lem. I am 6usy preparing a lecture t9 tell y9u exactly what is wr9ng with what y9u've d9ne. And I will find y9u and deliver it t9 y9u at great length and v9lume. Pr96a6ly multiple times, as y9u seem t9 6e either insane 9r stupid, and will need it hammered int9 y9u. T9 th9se reading this that are either insane 9r stupid, I ap9l9gize if I've 9ffended y9u. I certainly had n9 such intenti9n.



#triggering #trigger warning: #kidnapping #lecture #length #v9lume #insanity #stupidity #hammering

Hey, Potter? I will have you know that I am good with not forgetting certain days in the year. Including birthdays. Which, in this case? Yours. I would wish to help you celebrate it in my room. If you would wish.

Might want to anyway, as I have already taken the liberty of acquiring a cake. I would normally not hesitate to sate my appetite with it but... it's for you too. Come help eat it? And celebrate your birthday. Merlin, I don't know how to I still want him after all this time, I'd really like to take him and

:33 Can I go home yet?:33

i never asked t0 leave the g0gdamned fucking afterlife. i'm already sick 0f being here.

Um....how did I....I am freaking out here.

Not too sure I like this dimension.

I want my city life back.

I'm quite curious to know if there is anyone here from 2016.

Strange place. Why would anyone kidnap me?

I'm unsure about any of this, but I do know that others were brought here as well, right?


Perhaps we should introduce ourselves?