HP Wankfest 2011

wanking_mods @ 11:49 am: HP WANKFEST 2011 SIGN-UP POST!
It's time!

Before signing up, please take a moment to review the rules.

Then choose one character, one location, and one prop from the table below.

To sign up, simply comment on this post with your character, location, and prop of choice. Also let us know whether it's for art or fic. Comments are screened to preserve anonymity. We don't plan to respond to the screened comments, so once you've submitted your choices, you can assume you're in.

There's no limit on the number of times a character may be selected. Locations and props will be struck from the list once they've been claimed three times, just for the sake of variety. (After all, we wouldn't want the wanking to become routine and boring!)

For the first 48 hours of the sign-up period, participants may submit one claim. After that, anyone who wishes to do so may come back and submit a second claim.

So that we don't drown our watchers in a deluge of splooge, we're instituting a sign-up cap this time. We shall cap at 65 claims, no more, no less. Sixty-five shall be the number of the cap, and the number of the cap shall be sixty-five. Once the number sixty-five, being the sixty-fifth number, be reached, then sign-ups, being full in our eyes, shall snuff it. (Sorry; couldn't resist.)

Assuming we don't reach the limit, sign-ups will remain open for one week.

All clear? Excellent! Go forth and claim!


( Big List o' Prompts Under Here )


THE FEST IS FULL!

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wanking_mods @ 05:50 pm: Here Be the Wanky Prompts Table!
Below the cut you'll find the big ol' table of prompts for HP Wankfest 2011. You can spend a little time alone with it before sign-ups begin. Those of you who were with us last time will likely notice quite a few new additions.

Is there something on the list that's leaving you scratching your head? Look it up in the HP Lexicon!

Also -- if you had your heart set on writing someone/something that doesn't appear on the list, shoot us an email. We don't want to leave anyone frustrated. ;)

And remember, sign-ups begin tomorrow, Tuesday, February 1 at noon U.S. Eastern time. Once again, rules and sign-up info are here.


( Behold, the Prompts )


We're also going to give you the codes for the advertising banners again. Also, a few icons for your use. Pimp away! Tell your friends to be here to help celebrate National Masturbation Month or they'll be a bunch of lonely, unhappy wankers in May!


( Ad Banners and Icons )


Who's excited?! :D

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wanking_mods @ 09:11 pm: Behold The Prompt Tables!
First of all, THIS IS NOT THE SIGN UP POST! The lovely prompt tables below are merely for your edification. Claiming of prompts will not begin until 10:00 pm EST, Thursday, January 17th. THEN you can sign up. Not until.

Your tireless mods are simply posting the prompt menu to whet your appetites, so to speak. It's a chance for you to peruse the lists in a leisurely manner and see what appeals. Does Luna on the Astronomy Tower with an Everlasting Icicle sound good? Or are you more in the mood for Filch in the Maintenance Cupboard with a fresh piece of Dragon's Liver? This way, you have time to decide.

While the prompts are on one table, you will notice there are three separate columns. This makes it simple for you to chose one from Column A (characters), one from Column B (places) and one from Column C (objects).

The list of characters is simply to remind you that there are other characters to play with than Snape, Harry and Draco. (Not that I would particularly mind if we ended up with 60-some-odd pieces of Snape wanking off; tho he might be a tad sore by the 20th or 30th fic. ;-) )

Regarding the places and objects, if you have your heart set on something that doesn't appear on the prompt table, please email the mods at wanking.mods@gmail.com with your question, and we'll respond just as quick as we can. As always, general questions about the fest can be asked via comment.

Enjoy!


( LONG prompts table beneath the cut. )

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