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wanking_mods (wanking_mods) wrote in hp_wankfest,
@ 2008-01-12 21:11:00

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Behold The Prompt Tables!
First of all, THIS IS NOT THE SIGN UP POST! The lovely prompt tables below are merely for your edification. Claiming of prompts will not begin until 10:00 pm EST, Thursday, January 17th. THEN you can sign up. Not until.

Your tireless mods are simply posting the prompt menu to whet your appetites, so to speak. It's a chance for you to peruse the lists in a leisurely manner and see what appeals. Does Luna on the Astronomy Tower with an Everlasting Icicle sound good? Or are you more in the mood for Filch in the Maintenance Cupboard with a fresh piece of Dragon's Liver? This way, you have time to decide.

While the prompts are on one table, you will notice there are three separate columns. This makes it simple for you to chose one from Column A (characters), one from Column B (places) and one from Column C (objects).

The list of characters is simply to remind you that there are other characters to play with than Snape, Harry and Draco. (Not that I would particularly mind if we ended up with 60-some-odd pieces of Snape wanking off; tho he might be a tad sore by the 20th or 30th fic. ;-) )

Regarding the places and objects, if you have your heart set on something that doesn't appear on the prompt table, please email the mods at wanking.mods@gmail.com with your question, and we'll respond just as quick as we can. As always, general questions about the fest can be asked via comment.

Enjoy!

Characters Locations Props

Black, Regulus 4 Privet Drive (any part) basilisk fang

Black, Sirius Astronomy Tower, Hogwarts Beater's bat

Bloody Baron Azkaban bludger

Brown, Lavender Beauxbatons broom servicing kit

Chang, Cho Beauxbatons' flying carriage broomstick

Crabbe, Vincent boat, enchanted or otherwise buttons, Snape's

Delacour, Fleur Borgin & Burkes candle

Diggory, Cedric Brain Room, MOM cauldron

Dobby broom shed chocolate frog card

Doge, Elphias carriage, enchanted or otherwise Christmas crackers, wizarding

Dolohov, Antonin Chamber of Secrets crystal ball

Dumbledore, Aberforth classroom, Hogwarts (any) Daydream Charm (WWW)

Dumbledore, Albus common room, Hogwarts (any House) Decoy Detonator

Evans, Lily Court Room #10, MOM Deluminator

Fat Friar Department of Mysteries, MOM Devil's Snare

Filch, Argus Diagon Alley (any part) dragon's liver (or piece of same)

Finnegan, Seamus dorms, Hogwarts (any House) dragon's tooth

Flitwick, Filius Dumbledore's tomb Everlasting Icicle

Granger, Hermione dungeons, Hogwarts Extendable Ear

Grey Lady Durmstrang Fanged Frisbee

Goyle, Gregory Durmstrang ship Felix Felicis potion

Grindelwald, Gellert Flich's office flying carpet

Hagrid, Rubeus Florian Fortesque's flying motorbike

Hooch, Madam Forbidden Forest Foe Glass

Johnson, Angelina Ford Anglia glasses, Harry's

Karkarov, Igor Godric's Hollow (any part) gloves (leather, silk, etc.)

Kreacher Greenhouse Five, Hogwarts golden snitch

Krum, Viktor Great Hall, Hogwarts hair (anyone's)

Lestrange, Bellatrix Gringotts cart hair ribbon

Lestrange, Rabastan Gringotts vault Hand of Glory

Lestrange, Rudolophus Hagrid's hut House scarf

Lockhart, Gilderoy Headmaster's office, Hogwarts Howler

Longbottom, Neville Hog's Head, Hogsmeade ice mice

Lord Voldemort Hogwarts Express Invisibility Cloak

Lovegood, Luna Honeydukes, Hogsmeade key

Lupin, Remus House table (under) knickers, clean or used

Lupin, Teddy King's Cross Station lemon drops/sherbet lemons

Malfoy, Draco Knight Bus lipstick

Malfoy, Lucius Knockturn Alley (any part) magical singing dildo

Malfoy, Narcissa lake, Hogwarts mandrake

Malfoy, Scorpius Leakey Cauldron Marauder's Map

Maxime, Olympe library, Hogwarts Mimbulus Mimbletonia

McGonagall, Minerva Madam Malkin's dressing room mirror, enchanted or otherwise

Nearly-Headless Nick Madam Puddifoot's Moody's magical eye

Parkinson, Pansy magical creature (while riding) Omnioculars

Patil, Padma Malfoy Manor (any part) Padfoot's collar

Patil, Parvati McGonagall's office parchment/scroll

Peeves Minister of Magic's office peacock feathers, albino

Pettigrew, Peter Moaning Myrtle's bathroom Pensieve

Pince, Irma Nelson's Column (under) fruit or vegetable (any)

Pomfrey, Poppy Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place (any part) photograph, wizarding

Potter, Albus Severus Ollivander's Wand Shop pornography, wizarding

Potter, Harry Padfoots cave potions flask/vial/test tube

Potter, James portrait, wizarding (at or in) Probity Probe

Potter, James Jr. potions cupboard, Hogwarts pumpkin

Potter, Lily Prefect's bath, Hogwarts quaffle

Riddle, Tom Quidditch locker room, Hogwarts quill, enchanted or otherwise

Rookwood, Augustus Quidditch pitch (any part) Remembrall

Shacklebolt, Kingsley Quidditch World Cup Resurrection Stone

Snape, Severus Restricted Section, Hogwarts Riddle's diary

Sprout, Pomona Riddle Manor riding crop

Thomas, Dean Room of Requirement rolling pin

Tonks, Nymphadora rose bushes during Yule Ball rubber chicken

Umbridge, Delores Rosmerta's pantry rubber duck

Weasley, Arthur secret passageway, Hogwarts sex toy, magical (be creative!)

Weasley, Bill Shell Cottage Skiving Snackbox

Weasley, Charlie Shrieking Shack Slytherin's locket

Weasley, Fred Snape's office Sneakoscope

Weasley, George Spinner's End socks, enchanted or otherwise

Weasley, Ginny St. Mungo's Sorting Hat

Weasley, Hugo tent, magical Spectrespecs

Weasley, Molly The Burrow (any part) Spellotape

Weasley, Percy theatre stirring rod

Weasley, Ron Three Broomsticks Sword of Gryffindor

Weasley, Rose tree (up in it) teacup, nose-biting

Weasley, Victoire U-bend in girl's toilet Time Turner

Winky Veil Room, MOM Tri-Wizard Cup

Zabini, Blaise Weasley's Wizard Wheezes Vanishing Cabinet

Whomping Willow, Hogwarts Venomous Tentacula

Zonko's, Hogsmeade Veritaserum

Viktor Krum action figure

wand, real or trick

Weasley jumper

Whizzing Worm

wizard chess piece

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	littleblackbow 2008-01-13 03:55 am UTC (link)
	(you missed the shiniest one of all! Gilderoy Lockhart with his sparklesemen!) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	r_grayjoy 2008-01-13 04:22 am UTC (link)
	::snortle:: You have a point there. We might have to add him in, just for giggles... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nehalenia 2008-01-13 04:25 am UTC (link)
	How could we have missed him? smacks self We'll never hear the end of this, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jin_fenghuang 2008-01-17 10:29 am UTC (link)
	He should also go into the prop collum.... as narcistic as he is Bwuhahhah the new patented Lockhard RealDoll (batteries not included) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rakina 2008-01-13 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	Ahahaha! Gildy - the number 1 Potterverse wanker! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littleblackbow 2008-01-13 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	Nobody does "self love" better than Gilderoy! AFter all, Professor Lockhart loves himself more than anyone else in the world! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rakina 2008-01-13 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	:-D She should have called him 'Narcissus Lockhart', and renamed Narcissa. After all, is she really vain? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	its_art 2008-01-13 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	Wow... You really CAN make it like a wanktastic version of clue. You could have a Professor do it in the library with the candlestick. Lovely table! The hardest part will be picking only two! (Reply to this)

	venturous 2008-01-14 01:25 am UTC (link)
	can the Whomping Willow be either a location or a magical thingy? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	nehalenia 2008-01-14 01:59 am UTC (link)
	Location, yes. Object/prop.... lemme get back to you on that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nehalenia 2008-01-14 03:23 am UTC (link)
	Okay, the mods have conferred. The Whomping Willow -- the one at Hogwarts -- is stationary, and therefore a Location. A Whomping Willow, such as a sapling from a Wizarding nursery or a potted Whomping Willow for the parlor, i.e. something that can be picked up and moved around, can be an Object. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	venturous 2008-01-14 12:41 pm UTC (link)
	smooches thank you! you are all bloody geniuses for doing this. just reading the list is great entertainment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nehalenia 2008-01-14 04:52 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. Thanks. We hope it inspires people to be creative. ;-) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Not related to the Prompt Table... lolafalola 2008-01-14 01:43 pm UTC (link)
	Here's something I stumbled across your writers might be interested in. http://www.handjobadvice.com/ their videos of well... hand jobs.... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Not related to the Prompt Table... nehalenia 2008-01-14 05:00 pm UTC (link)
	That's cool, thanks for finding that. I'll bet there are guys who don't even know all those techniques. ;-) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Not related to the Prompt Table... r_grayjoy 2008-01-15 06:12 am UTC (link)
	::sporfle:: Oh man. And the girl giving instructions is just so perky. LOL (Reply to this) (Parent)

	snakeysnape 2008-01-17 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	Question about the props, if a character is wearing one while "playing" with another, is that allowed? Example: Character X is wearing Character Y's scarf while self-pleasuring with a magical sex-toy. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	r_grayjoy 2008-01-17 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	Totally fine. However you want to interpret and use the prompts is up to you. If you can find a way to incorporate six locations and fifteen objects, more power to you. :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snakeysnape 2008-01-18 12:32 am UTC (link)
	No, not six locations. 15 objects, on the other hand ... :cackles like a loon and flies off to plot: ;-) And speaking of locations, how come we have no "Snape Manor" on the list? (Reply to this) (Parent)