HP Wankfest 2011

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May 10th, 2011

wanking_mods @ 09:00 am: Fic: Sirius Black in Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place with a Motorbike
Title: Flogging It; or: Triumph, and Satisfaction
Author: [info]shyfoxling
Character: Sirius Black
Location: Number 12, Grimmauld Place
Prop: Flying motorbike
Other Characters: Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU: Severus and Sirius are magically delicious alive post-DH.
Word Count: ~4600
Author's Notes: I kinda feel like I missed the mark of "short and porny" and wrote a long-winded Snack instead. <.< >.> They keep their hands off each other, though! Thanks to my betas for putting up with my nervous breakdown.

Flogging It; or: Triumph, and Satisfaction )

wanking_mods @ 09:00 am: Fic: Lucius Malfoy in the MOM Department of Mysteries with a Prophecy Sphere
Title: Oraculum
Author: [info]leela_cat
Character: Lucius Malfoy
Location: MOM Department of Mysteries
Prop: Prophecy Sphere
Other Characters: An Unspeakable
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Word Count: ~1,325
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story except the words and the smut.
Author's Notes: My beta is wonderful, and any mistakes that remain are my fault and not hers.

oraculum -- n. [a solemn utterance , oracle, divine response, prophecy]; also [the place where an oracle is given].

Oraculum )


May 9th, 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Hermione Granger in a Magical Tent with Slytherin's Locket
Title: Time Takes It All
Author: [info]roozetter
Character: Hermione
Location: tent/magical
Prop: Slytherin’s locket
Other Characters: Harry, Ron
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: Female masturbation
Word Count: 4,238
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Title taken from the quote: “Time takes it all whether you want it or not, time takes it all. Time bares it away, and in the end there is only darkness. Sometimes we find others in that darkness, and sometimes we lose them there again,” by Stephen King. Much love to my beta’s, F and D, for putting up with my incessant whining and fickle muse.

Time Takes It All )


May 8th, 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Cho Chang in the Ravenclaw Dormitory with a Toy Dragon
Title: Artificial Heat
Author: [info]alwaysasnapefan
Character: Cho Chang
Location: Ravenclaw Girl's Dormitory
Prop: Toy Dragon
Other Characters: In memories, Cedric, Harry, and old friends.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 1,116
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, and I am not making any money off of this fic.
Author's Notes: Thank you to the gracious mods who let me turn this in after deadline. I was really set on telling this story, but time had gotten away from me.

Artificial Heat )

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Charlie Weasley at Shell Cottage with a Dragon's Tooth
Title: No Home Away From Home
Author: [info]angela_snape
Character: Charlie Weasley
Location: Shell Cottage
Prop: dragon's tooth
Other Characters: OMC, off-screen
Rating: R
Warnings: object insertion
Word Count: 631
Disclaimer: Not mine, I'm just letting Charlie have a little fun.
Author's Notes: Thank you to L, my beta. Any mistakes were put there after she had it last.

No Home Away From Home )


May 7th, 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Harry Potter in the Hogwarts Dungeons with a Cauldron
Title: The Glass Cauldron
Author: [info]eriador117
Character: Harry Potter
Location: Hogwarts Dungeons
Prop: Cauldron
Other Characters: Severus Snape
Rating: Adult
Warnings: AU, EWE, Misuse of Potions equipment ;)
Word Count: Approx. 1,650

The Glass Cauldron )


May 6th, 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Neville Longbottom at the Hog's Head Inn with a Wizarding Portrait
Title: Through a Glass Avidly
Author: [info]j_lunatic
Character: Neville Longbottom
Location: The Hog's Head Inn, Hogsmeade
Prop: A wizarding portrait
Other Characters: Ariana Dumbledore
Rating: R/NC-17
Warnings: Possible squickiness regarding Ariana's age.
Word Count: 900
Disclaimer: Was the fifth book named Harry Potter and the Orgy of the Phoenix? No? Then this isn’t by J.K. Rowling.
Author's Notes: With many thanks to my beta--XOXO!

Through a Glass Avidly )

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Rodolphus Lestrange in Azkaban with a Wizarding Photograph
Title: I Will Survive
Author: [info]snapesgirl
Character: Rodolphus Lestrange
Location: Azkaban
Prop: Wizarding Photograph
Other Characters: Lucius/Narcissa, Bellatrix, Rabastan, Severus and other members of the wedding party
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Word Count: 844
Disclaimer: Harry Potter: JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc.

there's nothing wrong with a bit of self love )


May 5th, 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Cho Chang in the Ravenclaw Common Room with a House Tie
Title: ”Silk and Blue Eyes”
Author: [info]lash_larue
Character: Cho Chang
Location: Common Room
Prop: House Tie
Other Characters: Yes
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 1520

Silk and Blue Eyes )


May 4th, 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Ron Weasley in a Magical Tent with Knickers
Title: Scent of a Woman
Author: [info]mugglemama
Character: Ron Weasley
Location: tent, magical
Prop: knickers (used)
Other Characters: Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Pervy knicker-sniffing teenage boy
Word Count: 1,700
Disclaimer: Not mine, sadly.
Author's Notes: Thanks to [info]luvscharlie for her speedy and excellent beta (and for inspiring me to join in the wanking this year)!

Scent of a Woman )

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Hermione Granger in Snape's Office with an Invisibility Cloak
Title : An Eyeful of Detention
Author : [info]lilyseyes
Character : Hermione Granger
Location: Snape's Office
Object: Invisibility Cloak
Other Characters : Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating : NC-17
Warnings: Voyeur!Hermione, consensual student/teacher, detention!fic
Word count : 1419
Disclaimer(s): Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling and her affiliates – this is a work of fanfiction and no monies are being made off of it.
Author's Notes: Hermione sneaks into Snape's office to make sure he's not mistreating Harry during detention, but what she sees makes her long for some detention of her own.
Betas: [info]sevfan and [info]alisanne Thank you!

An Eyeful of Detention )


May 3rd, 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Argus Filch in the Hogwarts Dungeons with an Extendable Ear
Title: The Listener
Author: [info]centaury_squill
Character: Argus Filch
Location: The dungeons, Hogwarts
Prop: An Extendable Ear
Other Characters: Severus Snape, Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: chan fantasy
Word Count: 680
Author's Notes: What is Professor Snape doing with Harry Potter, alone in his office? Argus Filch thinks he knows...

The Listener )


May 2nd, 2011

wanking_mods @ 08:57 am: Wankfest Fic: Tom Riddle in the Chamber of Secrets with a Time-Turner
Title: With Malice Aforethought
Author: [info]leela_cat
Character: Tom Riddle/Lord Voldemort
Location: Chamber of Secrets
Prop: Time-Turner
Other Characters: N/A
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Word Count: ~950
Disclaimer: Hers, not mine — the characters, the world, and the money — more's the pity.
Author's Notes: Thanks to my lovely beta who didn't seem to mind that there's a first time for everything.

With Malice Aforethought )

wanking_mods @ 08:53 am: Wankfest Fic: Charlie Weasley at The Burrow with Dragonhide Gloves
Welcome to Day Two of HP Wankfest 2011 posting! We have two delicious fics for your enjoyment today, so if you're at work, well... you might want to save these for your lunch break. ;)

Title: The Option for More
Author: [info]alisanne
Character: Charlie Weasley
Location: The Burrow
Prop: dragon hide gloves
Other Characters: Hermione Granger
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Word Count: +/-2000
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J. K. Rowling, Warner Brothers, Scholastic Books, Bloomsbury Books, and all other entities involved in the Potterverse. Nothing you recognize is mine.
Author's Notes: Endless thanks to my beta reader, who shall remain nameless for the moment in the interests of anonymity, and to our wonderful wanking mods, who provided us all with yet another fabulous opportunity to practice some self love. *g*

The Option for More )


May 1st, 2011

wanking_mods @ 09:26 am: Fic: Draco Malfoy in Moaning Myrtle's Bathroom with a Foe Glass

Welcome to the inaugural post for HP WANKFEST 2011! We know you'll enjoy today's offerings, so... GO ENJOY! (And remember, if you like what you read and see, remember to give the writers and artists a little love.)

Title: His Own Worst Enemy
Author: [info]jadzialove
Character: Draco Malfoy
Location: Myrtle's Bathroom
Prop: A Foe Glass
Other Characters: Moaning Myrtle
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Voyeurism
Word Count: 1030
Author's Notes: Thanks to S for the pre-read and encouraging words, and to C for the beta and general superb-ness. Inspired by D and our mutual belief that Myrtle and the Grey Lady, having a lot of time on their hands, find interesting ways to entertain themselves.

His Own Worst Enemy )

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