'Cause Baby We Were Born to Porn

Author: drcjsnider
Recipient: lunalovepotter
Title: The Inheritance
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Rose/Scorpius
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Scorpius Malfoy is in serious trouble. When he can't turn to his family or his friends for help, he ends up on Rose Weasley's doorstep.
Warnings: Language, Graphic Sex
Word Count: ~9400
Author's Notes: I don't know what happened with this story. lunalovepotter gave me a ton of freedom and said she would like a little plot with her smut, but I ended up with WAY more plot than intended. Hopefully, there is enough sexual tension and actual smut to please the recipient. A BIG "thank you" goes out to Q for agreeing to beta this at the last minute. I mucked around with it a lot after she saw it though, so any mistakes are all mine. Also thanks to A, who gave me a plot bunny when my rabbit cage was empty.


( The Inheritance )

Author: wook77
Recipient: vanseedee
Title: Quick and Simple (except for the part where it's not)
Rating: Hard R
Pairing(s): Dean/Seamus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: When a mission goes horribly awry, Seamus is forced to deal with the consequences of his too-loud mouth, his brashness and his inability to not love Dean Thomas.
Warnings: none
Word Count: ~8000
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my betas, T, J, M. Also dedicated to C for cheerleading and general awesomeness. vanseedee, it wasn't intentional but, surprisingly enough (and for the first time I've ever done it), I think I included all of your requests and kinks. I hope you enjoy! Finally, many thanks to midnitemarauder for running this fest yet again. You are made of win.


( Quick and Simple (except for the part where it's not) )

Artist: nk_aoede
Recipient: ragdoll
Title: The Dangers of Sex In Broom Cupboards
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Bill/Tonks/Charlie
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Medium: Photoshop
Warnings: None, really.
Artist's Notes: Hi, ragdoll! I really hope you like this. it's my first time drawing a threesome, I hope I pulled it off satisfactorily. I took "almost getting caught" from your list of likes and worked from there. :D


( The Dangers of Sex in Broom Cupboards )

Another year gone! And so, like Dumbledore (who, alas, did not get tarted up this year in our fest) we must trouble you with a bit of modly wheezing waffle.

This year's tally consisted of 83 works - 72 fics and 11 pieces of art - encompassing over 70 different pairings featuring over 50 different characters. Not a bad showing if I do say so myself.

As always, we'd like to take a moment to thank all of you - our artists, authors, readers, watchers, commenters, reccers, betas, and lurkers alike - for all of your contributions and continuing support of our little rare pair fest. We hope you've enjoyed yourselves this month, as we've very much enjoyed bringing you daily entertainment of a smutty nature. Our modly presentations aside, this fest would not exist without all of you, and we appreciate your efforts more than we can say. ♥

The Reveal™ will take place on Sunday, April 5, in the late afternoon or evening, Eastern Daylight Time. Apologies for not being more specific, but it takes a bit of time to add all the author/artist names to all of the posts on both journals. We will of course post a master list as soon as all the entries are updated.

Until then, please take some time to browse through the community and check out some of the entries you may have missed. It's unfortunate that entries posted mid- to late-fest tend to get less attention than earlier ones, so we hope you'll make the time to read and view. We really had an incredible cache this year of both fic and art - the talent was tremendous! - and as I mentioned above, there's quite a lot of variety. If you click to the recent entries page, there are thirty entries per page for easier browsing of this year's posts, or you can use our tags page on LJ or our tags page here on IJ to browse by pairing. Who knows what gems are lurking beneath those tags. (Well, okay, we mods know, but you should find out for yourselves!)

Pimp to your friends, support your fellow participants by reading and viewing their contributions as well as the one specifically for you, and please do tell them when you've enjoyed their stories and art! Feedback is ♥! If you wish to try and guess who the culprits are who wrote or drew your favorites, feel free to speculate in the comments or in your own journals.

We'd also like to thank reddwarfer and lauriegilbert for their assistance (♥ ♥ to you ladies!) and also offer our first born children our undying gratitude to our pinch hitters: bluemoon02, curia_regis, drcjsnider, lady_green_bat, lauriegilbert, snarkyscorp, snegurochka_lee, venturous and wook77. Much love to you all!

Keep reading/viewing, and enjoy! Until Sunday,

midnitemarauder and nqdonne