'Cause Baby We Were Born to Porn

Author: j_lunatic
Recipient: coffee_n_cocoa
Title: Redhead in Bed
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Neville/Ron; background George/Lee
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Neville learns much more than he expected about the power of scent.
Warnings: Dubcon?
Word Count: 2,300
Author's Notes: 1) In the days before modern hygiene, redheads traditionally were said to have a characteristic body odour; one 19th-century aficionado described it as "amber and violets." 2) Demeter makes a fragrance called Redhead in Bed, but it's based on a cocktail combining strawberries, lemon juice, and gin.


( Redhead in Bed )

Author: ragdoll
Recipient: gm_weasley
Title: The Best Laid Plans
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Bill Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks (past mentions of Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks, and Bill Weasley/Fleur Delacour)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended
Summary: Tonks has had a very bad day at work, but it's about to get a whole lot better. However, it doesn't take an Auror to know that there's something suspicious about a man with romance on his mind.
Warnings: Shiny, fluffy, vanilla het sex
Word Count: ~5750
Author's Notes: gm_weasley, this one's for you. I loved all your requests and every one of your pairings, and intended to write them all. Unfortunately, like Bill here, my best laid plans went astray. However, I tried to write you the most fluffy, vanilla-y, silly, warm and happy fic I could possibly manage, and really hope you like it.

My heartfelt thanks to all my betas and, of course, to midnitemarauder for having the patience of several saints when it came to getting this turned in.


( The Best Laid Plans )

Author: okydoky
Recipient: tray_la_la
Title: Tea: The Solution to All Life's Problems
Pairing: Teddy/James
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: When Teddy Lupin arrives back in the United Kingdom after six months in Romania, he is struck down by an uncomfortable illness. Luckily for him, he has a willing nurse right on hand. Or not.
Warnings: Anal sex, rimming, felching, blow-jobs, slight bondage.
Word Count: ~10,500
Author Notes: I have made up this illness entirely, its symptoms and progression included, I apologise for any inaccuracies in this. Thank you very much to my lovely beta, S, any remaining mistakes are my own.


( Tea: The Solution to All Life's Problems )