'Cause Baby We Were Born to Porn

Author: xylodemon
Recipient: cmere
Title: With No Spine Intact
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: James/Sirius, Regulus/Sirius, Remus/Sirius, implied James/Lily
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: In which the kids are all fucked up.
Warnings: Incest and unhappiness.
Words: ~3,600
Author's Notes: For cmere, who wanted angst, people using each other, and a general inability to get what you really want. She also wanted a threesome, which didn't quite happen, but I mostly managed the rest. Many thanks to my beta, and to midnitemarauder, whose patience with my shenanigans and excuses should earn her a sainthood, at the very least.


( With No Spine Intact )

Author: snegurochka_lee
Recipient: who_la_hoop
Title: Scorpius Malfoy's Very Bad Week
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Scorpius/James Jr./Teddy and permutations. Hints of background Harry/Draco
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: The company of Gryffindors was bad enough. The company of naked Gryffindors – a Potter and a werewolf spawn, no less, and totally unasked for, thank you very much – was outrageous. The company of naked, muscled Gryffindors claiming a sodding Muggle prophecy device had foretold his seduction was just too much to take. All things considered, Scorpius Malfoy really was having a very, very bad week.
Warnings: Consensual sex among people aged 16, 17 and 24. DH-compliant.
Word Count: ~25,000
Author's Notes: I'm not sure I would have come up with this threesome or this plot on the power of my own brain, but it was fabulously fun to write, so thank you to who_la_hoop for suggesting it! Hope you like it. :) The request was for canon-based plot, angst and humour in equal measure, snarky dialogue, and a Hogwarts environment where not everyone is happily gay. Oh, and the Ouija board. Let's not forget about the Ouija board. Also, my betas basically rule the universe and deserve piles of thanks.


( Scorpius Malfoy's Very Bad Week )

Artist: ships_harry
Recipient: krystal_moon
Title: Too many moons
Rating: R-ish
Pairing(s): Fenrir Greyback/Harry Potter
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Medium: Photoshop and graphics tablet
Warnings: Violence
Artist's Notes: There's no sex here, I'm afraid... it's more pre-violence (with an epilogue in the sketchy 2nd picture ;) ) than anything else. Also, the images are fairly dark in colour, so will probably be best viewed in the evening.


( Too many moons )

And...in the immortal words of Porky Pig, That's All, Folks! Springsmut 2008 is officially over!

This year we had 101 submissions: 81 fic posts, 18 art posts, and 2 posts which were both fic and art. Not too shabby!

We'd like to thank all of our participants this year, authors and artists alike; the talent and creativity, and just the sheer amount of entertainment you've provided us all with this month has been absolutely amazing, and we thank you all for your efforts! We literally couldn't have done it without all of you. ♥ ♥

To all of our watchers, we thank you for coming along for the ride, and we hope you enjoyed all of the fabulous and diverse rare pair stories and art posted!

The "Big Reveal" will be on Friday, April 4th, sometime in the early evening (Eastern time) at which time you'll all be free to post your stories and art on your journals, websites and whichever archives you wish.

Until then, we hope you'll take some time to catch up on things you might have missed. All entries are tagged by pairing and type (fic/art, slash/het/femmeslash, threesome), and you can search the community by tags here. We really had a tremendous variety of characters and pairings, including, to our delight, a goodly number of Deathly Hallows-compliant submissions. Please take the time to show these wonderful artists and authors your appreciation!

Once again a reminder to participants to please remember to thank the person who wrote/drew for you. We hate to harp on this point, but one of the biggest disappointments in any fest is when the person you took the time to write/draw for doesn't acknowledge your efforts. Thank you.

A most grateful thank you to blamebrampton, inksheddings and reddwarfer for their assistance in helping us post!

And finally, our heartfelt gratitude to our extraordinary and totally awesome pinch hitters: snegurochka_lee, inksheddings, screamingveela, lady_green_bat, wook77, ships_harry and ericahpfa! You ladies are all ♥! Also thank you to florahart for being on standby, and we're glad you don't hate us. :-P

Thanks again, everyone! Happy Spring, and enjoy the Smut!

midnitemarauder and nqdonne