'Cause Baby We Were Born to Porn

Author: wook77
Recipient: shes_gone
Title: Of Quidditch, Trains and Footie Matches
Rating: Hard R
Pairing(s): Dean Thomas/Seamus Finnigan
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: What's the best way to cope with turning thirty and realising that your life isn't what you'd planned? Go on a road trip with your best mate. It's just too bad for Dean and Seamus when even that doesn't go according to plan.
Warnings: none
Word Count: ~11,800
Author's Notes: Dear shes_gone - thank you for your patience in waiting for this story to come to fruition. From your request, I tried to incorporate: awkwardness, rubbing, kissing, descriptive details, emotional confusion, poorly articulated man-feelings, a bit of angst and Quidditch. Your request was a dream come true for me so I can only hope that this meets and/or exceeds your hopes. ♥ For my betas (N, B5, M, MM, K), so much love and thanks. The remaining mistakes are, obviously, my own. Finally – many thanks to midnitemarauder for her patience and handholding as I ironed this one out.


( Of Quidditch, Trains and Footie Matches )

Author: ladyblack888
Recipient: laboratories
Title: Friends In Need
Rating: Hard R
Pairing(s): Remus/Sirius, James/Sirius, James/Sirius/Remus and Peter/Sirius (sort of. Don't be scared!)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Sirius will do anything for his friends. Or at least Peter likes to think so…
Warnings: Fight!sex, pity!sex, breathplay, threesome and a creepy person.
Word Count: ~1700
Author's Notes: I know I was asked for J/S/R or P/S, but they just went well together. And then the J/S bit just wrote itself. And so I needed some R/S to even things out. I hope you like it. ♥ Thanks M. for the beta.


( Friends In Need )

Author: caelianokawaii
Recipient: tourniquette
Title: We Are Such Stuff as Dreams Are Made On
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): evil!Lucius/Hermione, Hermione/Lord Voldemort, Severus/Hermione(implied), many others!
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: His breath ghosted over her shoulder as he whispered menacingly, "I assure you, Granger. I take no pleasure in what I am about to do. I have no wish to dirty my body with the filth that coats your blood."
Warnings: AU-ness (Voldie won! And some deaths are not DH compliant), Non-con, dub-con, Latin, allusion to torture, small bit of blood/knife play, mindfuckery, and general distaste for Weasleys.
Word Count: 10,300
Author's Notes: Thank you SO much to my wonderful beta, W. She took a coagulated blob of pretty words and did a spring cleaning of epic proportions. Any mistakes here after are, naturally my own. And thank you also to the wonderful mods for being so very, very patient with me and my bothersome technology failures. You were amazing!

This was my first fest, my first smut, and—to be completely honest—my first fic. I wanted to give you everything you asked for, tourniquette, and I didn't want to disappoint. This began as something completely different but just progressed as my mind went on a tailspin of sorts. I really hope you enjoy it and that your spring is filled with flourishing Gurdyroots to keep those pesky Gulping Plimpies away!


(  We Are Such Stuff as Dreams Are Made On )