'Cause Baby We Were Born to Porn

Author: trubbleclef
Recipient: coffee_n_cocoa
Title: Housesitting
Rating: Hard R
Pairing(s): Seamus/Neville
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Seamus plant-sits for Neville and makes some rather interesting discoveries.
Warnings: Plants with names!
Word Count: ~3900
Author's Notes: Thanks to m and g for the support and guidance. I hope you like your fic, dear! You've certainly turned me onto Neville in a serious way.


( Housesitting )

Artist: artzeechik04
Recipient: t_quibbler
Title: The Restricted Section
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Viktor/Hermione/(Ron) (kinda)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Media: Adobe Ilustrator & Photoshop, and Wacom Tablet
SummaryRon finally learns why Hermione likes to spend so much time in the library
Warnings: Not Work-Safe
Artist's Notes: i couldn't help myself, the devil plot bunnies made me do it! :P


( The Restricted Section )

Author: leni_jess
Recipient: karasu_hime
Title: The Toymaker's Daughter
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Severus Snape/Nymphadora Tonks
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: A sadder and a wiser Tonks after she survives the Battle of Hogwarts? No way. Back into the lists of love she goes...with a bit more forethought than last time, but an even more awkward target.
Warnings: AU from all some of those deaths at the end of DH; they've been undone.
Word Count: ~17,300
Author's Notes: Doing the research for this was fun. It would have been more fun if I hadn't been in such a hurry, but at least I was able to build on some previous knowledge, and now know more, which is always good.

Just so the title doesn't bug you – in the 18th century Birmingham toymakers made "toys" (duh). "Birmingham toys" were not dolls or trains or spinning tops, but small more-or-less useful objects, including anything for which the patterns used changed frequently: boxes, buttons, buckles, bracelets, seals (most of what we now call jewelery), clocks, watches, specialised tools, and you-name-its.

I hope the plot I stitched together holds up. I chose this prompt from karasu_hime's list: Snape/Tonks: Tonks wants Snape. Have at it! I believe I managed to include a good number of her smut preferences.

Thanks to my beta reader B, my pre-beta reader R, and to the mods for their patience, no doubt finger-tapping and head-desking, but they never shared that with me.


( The Toymaker's Daughter )