Tue, Apr. 30th, 2013, 07:15 am
[info]atdelphi: FIC: "Two Capable Women" for albalark

Recipient: [info]albalark
Author: : ???
Title: Two Capable Women
Rating: R
Pairings: Irma Pince/Minerva McGonagall
Word Count: 6700
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *none*
Summary: A great many dreadful things have befallen the Hogwarts staff over the years, but the motivational training by Wilberforce (Bertie) Arbuthnot counts among the worst. However, Irma and Minerva rise to the occasion with the fortitude one may expect of two very capable women.
Author's/Notes: : My thanks, as always, to my fabulous betas. Not only for the many improvements they made to this story, but also for the courage with which they relived their worst Inspirational Speaker traumas and their generosity in allowing me to use them.

Two Capable Women )

Mon, Apr. 29th, 2013, 06:06 am
[info]atdelphi: FIC: "Light Breaks Where No Sun Shines" for dexstarr

Recipient: dexstarr

Author: ???
Title: Light Breaks Where No Sun Shines
Rating: Teen and up
Pairings: Irma Pince/Eloise Midgen
Word Count: 3600
Medium: fic
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *None*.
Summary: After the Battle of Hogwarts, Irma learns to rebuild

Author's/Artist's Notes: Title shamelessly stolen by the Dylan Thomas poem of the same name.

Light Breaks Where No Sun Shines )

Sun, Apr. 21st, 2013, 08:17 am
[info]atdelphi: FIC: "The Vultures of Love" for lyras

Recipient: [info]lyras
Author/Artist: ???
Title: The Vultures of Love
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Irma Pince/Argus Filch, Minerva McGonagall/Severus Snape
Word Count: 13,000
Medium: Fic
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *Language. Lots of naughty language.*.
Summary: None.
Author's/Artist's Notes: I had one of your prompts all picked out and was about to start in on it, when I got attacked by this idea and it wouldn't let go. I do apologize, and hope this is also to your liking.

The Vultures of Love

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Wed, Apr. 18th, 2012, 01:47 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "Irma's Library" for therealsnape

Recipient: [info]therealsnape
Author: [info]miramiraficfic
Title: Irma’s Library
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Irma Pince/Minerva McGonagall, Irma Pince/Horace Slughorn, Irma Pince/Rolanda Hooch, Irma Pince/Severus Snape, Irma Pince/Madam Rosmerta, Irma Pince/Filius Flitwick, Irma Pince/Argus Filch
Word Count: 2,000
Medium: Fic
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *[Erm, consensual non-monogamy? Other than that, I got nothin’.]*.
Summary: Everyone knows there are two types of librarian in the world. And everyone knows which type Irma Pince is. Or so they think.
Author's Notes: I admit, I had a little trouble deciding what to do with such an open-ended request at first, but Irma stepped up and insisted on having her story – or stories, rather – told. I hope you enjoy, [info]therealsnape!

To read "Irma's Library" at AO3, Click Here!

Irma's Library )

Sun, Apr. 15th, 2012, 12:41 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "A Story of Warnings and the Ignoring Thereof" for cardigrl

Recipient: [info]cardigrl
Author: [info]therealsnape
Title: A Story of Warnings and the Ignoring Thereof
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Irma Pince/Horace Slughorn
Word Count: 5800
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *none*
Summary: Horace has a strange story to tell. A story that might even surprise his old friend Albus. A story involving Irma Pince. And then Albus had to go and die in that highly dramatic fashion. But Horace is not a man who lets a mere trifle like the Veil stop him. When he has a story to tell, he tells it.
Author's/Notes: My thanks, as always, to my fabulous beta. For many improvements, endless patience, and soothing my fevered brow during a particularly vicious attack of Writer’s Insecurity.

A Story of Warnings and the Ignoring Thereof )

Fri, May. 20th, 2011, 02:49 pm
[info]beholder_mod: FIC: "Records are for Keeping" for regan_v

Recipient: [info]regan_v
Author: [info]florahart
Title: Records are for Keeping
Rating: PG-ish (I can't explain it either)
Pairing: Irma Pince/Silvanus Kettleburn
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): * Nothing to speak of.*
Summary: There is no spell to account for people trying to take things from the library unnoticed. Irma sets out to fix that.
Author's Notes: The first name for Kettleburn comes from Beedle the Bard. We have no canon whatsoever for Pince's actual age or house (or Kettleburn's, although BB indicates he has been around since the era in which Tom Riddle was a student), so I am making her relatively new to Hogwarts in that same timeframe. My apologies for lack of smut; Silvanus didn't want to be too forward.

Records are for Keeping )

Tue, May. 10th, 2011, 01:07 pm
[info]beholder_mod: FIC: "(Im)Proper Conduct" for alwaysasnapefan

Recipient: [info]alwaysasnapefan
Author: [info]arcadian_dream
Title: (Im)Proper Conduct
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Pomona Sprout/Irma Pince
Word Count: 1350
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): * A bit fluffy.*
Summary: It is the scent of her that clings to the air: warm, and earthy; dirt and skin and the faintest sheen of prickling sweat that draws Irma back to life on this night, in this moment.
Author's Notes: thank you, [info]bethbethbeth for putting up with me; and to [info]alwaysasnapefan for your lovely request. I haven't quite managed to get the adult content up and running in this fic, but I hope you still enjoy it ♥

(Im)Proper Conduct )

Sat, May. 8th, 2010, 12:23 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "The Madmen, the Scarecrow and the Milkmaid" for featherxquill

Recipient: featherxquill
Author/Artist: [info]cranky__crocus
Title: The Madmen, the Scarecrow and the Milkmaid
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Rita Skeeter/Irma Pince; Aunt Muriel/Mr. Ollivander/Xenophilius Lovegood (mentioned)
Word Count: 2811
Warnings: The rating is the primary warning.
Summary: Irma spends a day of her holiday in one of her favourite bookshops. Irma had established that she was weary of other patrons.
Author's/Artist's Notes: I apologise for only offering a brief mention of one of your requested pairings; if I ever get the hang of the characters I will make haste in sending you another story! I hope you enjoy it.

The Madmen, the Scarecrow and the Milkmaid )

Tue, May. 4th, 2010, 01:19 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "Classy" for lash_larue

Recipient: lash_larue
Author: [info]tattooedsappho
Title: Classy
Rating: G
Pairings: Argus Filch / Irma Pince
Word Count: 2124
Warnings: none needed :D
Summary: When Argus begins working with Umbridge he gains some self confidence and goes after what he wants.

Classy )

Mon, May. 3rd, 2010, 01:26 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: ART: "Conjunction" for cranky__crocus

Recipient: Cranky Crocus
Artist: [info]didodikali / [info]trickofthedark
Title: Conjunction
Rating: General
Pairings: Irma/Sinistra, Pansy/Luna.
Summary: One fine summer everything falls into place.

Conjunction )

Fri, Apr. 16th, 2010, 12:49 pm
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "Forbidden Fruit" for alwaysasnapefan

Recipient: [info]alwaysasnapefan
Author/Artist: [info]snapesgirl
Title: Forbidden Fruit
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Eileen (Prince) Snape/Irma Pince Eileen/Tobias implied Severus/Gideon implied
Word Count: 4450
Warnings: (minor)character death,
Summary: Eileen always had a fondness for things she shouldn’t indulge in.
Author's/Artist's Notes: Many thanks to [info]wolfish_cat, [info]elfflame and [info]angela_snape for the beta reading, hand holding and making sure I didn't wander off track.

Forbidden Fruit )

Fri, Apr. 24th, 2009, 11:59 am
[info]bethbethbeth: FIC: "Secret Admirer" for hayseed

Recipient: [info]hayseed / [info]hayseed_42
Author: [info]vivien529
Title: Secret Admirer
Rating: G
Pairings: Irma Pince/Filius Flitwick
Word Count: 2,218
Warnings: Cuteness ahoy!
Summary: Irma Pince wishes to be a different person - older, prettier, more confident. Her secret admirer likes her just the way she is.
Author's Notes: I hope you enjoy! (...Thanks to L, my patient beta for her help)

Secret Admirer )

Thu, May. 8th, 2008, 05:09 pm
[info]beholder_mod: ART: 'Stolen Moment' for venturous

Recipient: [info]venturous
Artist: [info]tripperfunster
Title: Stolen Moment
Rating: PG-13?
Pairings: Pince and McGonagall
Warnings: Nekkid Chicks
Artist's Notes: My husband walked by me while I was drawing this and almost had a heart attack. "Ooooh yeeaaahh" he purred, "Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!" :D Poor guy, he's so used to seeing me draw men shagging each other that he probably didn't think I knew what a woman looked like. :D

Stolen Moments )

Thu, May. 1st, 2008, 04:45 pm
[info]beholder_mod: ART: 'Nurturing One of Our Own' for hazelhawthorne

Recipient: [info]hazelhawthorne
Artist: [info]florence_craye
Title: Nurturing One of Our Own
Rating: PG-13 for partial nipple
Pairings: Poppy Pomfrey, Minerva McGonagall, Sybil Trelawney, Rolanda Hooch, Pomona Sprout, and Irma Pince.
Warnings: none
Media: construction paper collage, watercolor, ink, charcoal, plus a couple digital touch-ups
Summary: Poppy Pomfrey is always taking care of the Hogwarts inhabitants. So several of the female Hogwarts staff decided it was time she was cared for with a group massage!
Artist's Notes: I decided to go for an expressionist style, since there's some emotional energy in the idea behind it. Each woman is painted in colors associated with her personality or her field. Poppy is pink, McGonagall is her red/green plaid, Trelawney is purple, Hooch is yellow, Sprout is green, and Pince is blue. I had a good time making this and doing a fun colorful interpretation. I like the idea of the women of Hogwarts nurturing each other emotionally and physically. I hope you do, too!

Nurturing One of Our Own )

Fri, Apr. 25th, 2008, 04:31 pm
[info]beholder_mod: FIC: 'Memories Old and New' for xx_kerriann_xx

Recipient: [info]xx_kerriann_xx
Author: [info]snapesgirl
Title: Memories Old and New
Rating: G
Pairings: Tobias Snape/Eileen Prince; Tobias Snape/Irma Pince
Word Count: 3,287
Disclaimer:All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warnings: brief mention of abuse, character death mentioned, bad poetry
Summary: Tobias Snape is filled with reminiscences. Severus thinks it is time for his father to court someone.
Author's Notes: I often wonder, What if the dark man in Snape's memory was his maternal grandfather. What if Tobias Snape was actually a caring parent? What would home be like for Severus? Many thanks to [info]elfflame for looking this over and keeping me on track. Any mistakes are all mine.

Memories Old and New )

Thu, Apr. 10th, 2008, 06:01 pm
[info]beholder_mod: ART: Love Triptych for florence_craye

Recipient: [info]florence_craye
Author/Artist: [info]zephre
Title: Love Triptych: Mature, Young, Giant
Rating: G
Pairings: Irma Pince/Elphias Doge; Millicent Bulstrode/Hermione Granger; Olympe Maxime/Rubeus Hagrid
Disclaimer: Art based on characters by JKRowling; everybody's over 18
Warnings: Pumpkin as cocktail glass.
Summary: Snapshots of three courtships
Author's/Artist's Notes: ---

Love Triptych: Mature, Young, Giant )