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I have a question for you, watchers and members. I would like to host a Mystery May anonymous fest. Would this be a good idea or should I shelve the whole community?

Author: xx_kerriann_xx
Title: If You Can't Stand The Heat, Get Out Of The Kitchen
Rating: G
Genre: AU (Non-Magic)
Main Characters; Remus Lupin, Severus Snape.
Pairings: None .
Word Count: 350 (in Micrsoft Word)
Warnings: None.
Summary: The young sous chef Remus Lupin meets Severus Snape for the first time.
Disclaimer: The Harry Potter books and characters are properties of JK Rowling. No copyright infringement is intended,
Notes:  For hp_alternate prompt #1 - Write an AU/AR drabble using the words insufferable and cauliflower ear along with the phrase, If the devil you know comes calling, do give him my number!