Who: Brand & Joel
What: Talking about stuff
Where: Joel’s bedroom
When: Wednesday night, June 15th
Status: Completed

( Brand had been doing a lot of thinking lately. )

Who: Clare & Joel (plus Brand by phone)
What: Snowed in
Where: Denver Airport
When: SuperBackdated to Wednesday 3/23
Rating: Burrrrrrrr - Let’s get drunk
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( What rules do you want to play by )

Who: Brand & Joel
What: Finally starting to get their shit sort of together
Where: Takraw Clubhouse
When: Backdated to Thursday Feb 18th
Rating: They probably use swear words

( just guys being dudes )

Who: Joel & Brand
What: Super Cereal Talk
Where: Their house, Brand's room
When: Backdated, Saturday, January 23rd
Rating: idk
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( yarrr, thar be awkward! idek )

Who: Clare & Joel
What: Post bow chicka talkin' about relationship stuff
Where: A hotel room in Cabo
When: Backdated to Sunday January 10th
Rating: Bad words

( Life was funny sometimes. )

Who: Brand & Joel
What: Skyping about STUFF
Where: Brand's room & Joel's hotel in ~Cabo
When: Backdated to Thurs Jan 8, after this
Rating: Probably bad language

( Okay, so after talking to Spencer, Brand decided he should just text Joel. )

Who: Brand, Joel, Takraw
What: More melodrama
Where: Smashcroft Manor
When: New Year’s Eve
Rating: Bad words, white male angst

( maybe he should kiss takraw at midnight )

Who: Brand & Joel (cameo by Brand's mom on the phone)
What: The morning and subsequent day after their drunken hookup
Where: Joel's mom's house and then Brother's Pizzeria in Queens
When: Sunday
Rating: Bad words

( Brand’s phone was ringing. )

Who: Joel & Brand (w/ small cameos by some of Joel's family)
What: Drunk hanging out after dinner, pumpkin pie
Where: Joel's mom's house in New York
When: Saturday night
Rating: They swear a lot and then do sex things ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

( blah blah blah )

Who: Joel, Brand, and Keegan
What: Celebrating Joel finishing his book rewrites and also finding out some awk information
Where: Cha Cha Lounge in Silver Lake
When: Friday night
Rating: Bad words, drunkeness (maybe one day I'll post a thread where Brand isn't drunk or hungover????)

( Joel had finished his book! Or at least the hard part of finishing his book. )

Who: Brand, Joel, guest spot by Spencer, and uncredited cameo appearance by Sammy
What: Drunk Brand comes out to his bff
Where: Smashcroft Manor 2015 Halloween Party
When: Halloween night (sometime after game 4 of the World Series, obviously)
Rating: TV-MA for Male Angst (and bad language)

( Guess what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In an utterly shocking turn of events, Brand was very extremely drunk at Spencer and Samira's Smashcroft Manor Halloween Party here in the year of our Lord 2015. )

Who: Brand, Joel, Keegan, and Takraw
What: Picking up two hungover dudes at the airport
Where: LAX to Silver Lake
When: around 7:30am Wednesday morning
Rating: swearing and stuff

( This definitely didn't count as the craziest thing Brand and Joel had done together, but at the moment it felt like one of the craziest. )

Who: Clare & Joel
What: Drinking & banging
Where: An awards banquet, a diner, a bar, and then the Booty Castle 🍑🏰
When: Backdated to Friday September 4th
Rating: Well, they do it but it's offscreen so whatever. Language

( Awards banquets could be fun or boring, depending on whether or not you had a vested interest in the proceedings. The banquet Clare was attending tonight fell into the boring category. )

Who: Joel & Clare
What: Red Geraniums
Where: Clare's house
When: Sunday afternoon
Rating: stuff/thangs
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( Joel was late, )

Who: Joel & Clare
What: So drunk rn
Where: Butcher's Dog
When: Backdated! to 9/11 around 8:45pm-ish
Rating: Drunk.
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( That Joel Cappadocia, so drunk right now... )

Who: Clare & Joel
What: Brunch
Where: Local, in Silver Lake
When: Backdated to yesterday, which was Sunday 7/26
Rating: Language, if anything

( Read more... )

Who: Brand & Joel
What: $3 Mystery Beer Night
Where: Good Microbrew in Silver Lake
When: Backdated to Wednesday, because that is when $3 Mystery Beer night is
Rating: Bad words
Status: In progress. Hey. Does anyone ever update these to say "completed"? Probably not.

( Aw. Hey. Honey, I'm sorry we can't take ya, but you can't come in the bar. )