Hemlock Grove Network

I saw something weird today in a shop. Those big TV things and, they call.. games? Seems you can pretend to be other people in them, in a whole new world, do things. Like jump into other people's cars or shoot that muggle weapon that's worse than a wand guns at others in public. And not just a gun. Shoulder cannons with rockets. Hey, James, Alby? You should try one.

But you know what would have been better in this place? What would be really awesome? I think you already know. Quidditch! Oh, yes. That would be so brill and awesome if we could play it again. Siriusly.. it'd be fun. Would be a hell of a lot of work to even get it set up, though.

As much as I love being dropped in random places against my will, would someone be so kind to tell me where the bloody hell am I? I don't think I am in France anymore.

Any of my family here? Mum? Daddy? Vic? Anyone?

[Harry]
dad.
Dad
DADDY
Hi

[Al and Scorpy]
So there's this bloke inviting everyone to dinner that's stranded here.

Er, I told him I'd go, and I was bringing you lot.

Bloody hell, what is this shite? I don't belong in America. I just got done with school and won the Cup.. supposed to be dinner time with family to celebrate.

Seriously? Siriusly, get me the hell out of here. I had plans. Important, fate of the world plans. Big stuff. Like.. umm, eating up some good pie.