HelLA Network - Communicate in HelLA, if you dare.

Alright ladies and gents,

You have to go to the ball, sorry, but suck it up. Do you want a repeat of whatever the hell we just went through.

I don't and I will knock on every one of your damn doors if you don't show to haul your asses there by your ear if I have to.


Not a threat, it's a fucking promise.

The whole scare-you-to-death routine is a bit five years ago, but I guess it's hard to come up with new material for such a broad demographic.

Who wants to go trick or treating with me next week?

I don't understand. Why is this still happening? I don't even know what is real anymore... I feel like I could be going crazy for real.

Allison? Derek? Are you guys...alive? Because from what I saw...you're not.

There are hounds...

They came for me. I knew it. I knew they would.

Those sons of bitches can try all they want, I'm ready for them.

I don't care what you do to me, you'll never break me.

That yellow eyes son of a bitch is around here, I know I saw him.

I have a feeling things are about to get bad here...demons, yellow-eyed ones are lurking.

Hell strongly resembles Los Angles.

Not what I pictured whenever I imagined it.

I guess they made a mistake the first time around.

This is supposed to be Hell? I'm not buying it.

Hell was up there. Overrun with Croats and Lucifer wearing my brother like a prom dress.

I'm not getting back on the rack. So whatever douchebag is pulling the strings, you can kiss my ass.

My name is Laurel Lance.


Is there anyone else from Starling here? I really hope I'm not alone here.

Yo, people I need you to listen up.

I'm Faith the cooler slayer and here to fill you in on a few things that B is way too polite to say.

If you love your life and want to get home at some point, don't do stupid things!

If you go out, go with a buddy, someone who is badass like myself or someone who can keep a level head if attacked, cause lets be honest 99.9999% you'll be attacked till B and I get to cleaning up the streets.

If you see B or myself in action, run the other way, its distracting to have someone watching cause 99.99998% of the time we have to save their ass as well.


Also if you have medical needs, tell us bitches. Not sure what we can do, but I'm sure we have a doctor in the house somewhere, right? And we will know if something happens to you.


Anyways, don't ask question, I don't have an solid answers at the moment.

Make sure you answer Buffy.

This has been your neighborly Slayer PSA - have a good day.

So since we're all going to be here for a bit, I think it'd be a good idea to get to know one another some. And what you can do might also be helpful.

I'm Buffy Summers. I'm 22 from Sunnydale, California. The year was 2003 for me. Here it appears to be 2013. I'm a Vampire Slayer. I fight monsters. This is not the same as a hunter, exactly. I was born to do this, so was Faith.

Let me be clear, I fight evil. I know that there are some vampires and demons, and others that are not evil. So if you're something different, you don't have anything to fear from us. Unless you hurt people. That's where we draw the line.

This place is very dangerous, especially after dark. And the more people who can protect everyone, the better. If you have any powers or special skills...now would be the time to say so. We can work together and keep everyone as safe as possible, while we work on a way to go home.

Dean? Sam?

Are you here?

... Lucifer?

What the hell is this?

Where are my sisters?

Piper?

Where the hell is everyone and what's going on!


Leo!