Faith Lehane's here to stay. (allmenarebeasts) wrote in hellanetwork, @ 2013-09-23 10:11:00 |
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Entry tags: | dawn summers, faith lehane, lorne, sam winchester |
Yo, people I need you to listen up.
I'm Faith the cooler slayer and here to fill you in on a few things that B is way too polite to say.
If you love your life and want to get home at some point, don't do stupid things!
If you go out, go with a buddy, someone who is badass like myself or someone who can keep a level head if attacked, cause lets be honest 99.9999% you'll be attacked till B and I get to cleaning up the streets.
If you see B or myself in action, run the other way, its distracting to have someone watching cause 99.99998% of the time we have to save their ass as well.
Also if you have medical needs, tell us bitches. Not sure what we can do, but I'm sure we have a doctor in the house somewhere, right? And we will know if something happens to you.
Anyways, don't ask question, I don't have an solid answers at the moment.
Make sure you answer Buffy.
This has been your neighborly Slayer PSA - have a good day.