HelLA Network - Communicate in HelLA, if you dare.

So since we're all going to be here for a bit, I think it'd be a good idea to get to know one another some. And what you can do might also be helpful.

I'm Buffy Summers. I'm 22 from Sunnydale, California. The year was 2003 for me. Here it appears to be 2013. I'm a Vampire Slayer. I fight monsters. This is not the same as a hunter, exactly. I was born to do this, so was Faith.

Let me be clear, I fight evil. I know that there are some vampires and demons, and others that are not evil. So if you're something different, you don't have anything to fear from us. Unless you hurt people. That's where we draw the line.

This place is very dangerous, especially after dark. And the more people who can protect everyone, the better. If you have any powers or special skills...now would be the time to say so. We can work together and keep everyone as safe as possible, while we work on a way to go home.

Yo, people I need you to listen up.

I'm Faith the cooler slayer and here to fill you in on a few things that B is way too polite to say.

If you love your life and want to get home at some point, don't do stupid things!

If you go out, go with a buddy, someone who is badass like myself or someone who can keep a level head if attacked, cause lets be honest 99.9999% you'll be attacked till B and I get to cleaning up the streets.

If you see B or myself in action, run the other way, its distracting to have someone watching cause 99.99998% of the time we have to save their ass as well.


Also if you have medical needs, tell us bitches. Not sure what we can do, but I'm sure we have a doctor in the house somewhere, right? And we will know if something happens to you.


Anyways, don't ask question, I don't have an solid answers at the moment.

Make sure you answer Buffy.

This has been your neighborly Slayer PSA - have a good day.

Hell would be LA, wouldn't it? I thought there was a special level for politicians and lawyers.

Bones is going to be so pissed when he finds out his miracle cure didn't hold!

Cora, where are you?


This can't be happening.

Dean? Sam?

Are you here?

... Lucifer?

Don't go outside.

Don't go outside unless you're a monster-killing super hero type person.

There are vampires. They attacked my friend. We were just walking to the bus stop.

You need to not go outside. Oh God

My name is Laurel Lance.


Is there anyone else from Starling here? I really hope I'm not alone here.

Can somebody explain to me what the hell is going on?

A definite change from where I was heading.

No. No, I can't be here right now. I need to get my son back.

As fun as this isn't, I'm in the middle of something so care to put me back before I lose my temper.