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Tweak says, "Break up in a small town."

notadumbass (notadumbass) wrote in hellanetwork,
@ 2013-09-23 15:59:00

Entry tags:

!10 pts, buffy summers, dawn summers, dean winchester, inari raith, killian jones, lindsey mcdonald, stiles stilinski, thea queen

Don't go outside.

Don't go outside unless you're a monster-killing super hero type person.

There are vampires. They attacked my friend. We were just walking to the bus stop.

You need to not go outside. ~~Oh God~~

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	notadumbass 2013-09-24 01:14 am UTC (link)
	Mostly I use my skills to find out where the fighters are supposed to go. Or what the people who know aren't telling us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reality_porn 2013-09-24 01:27 am UTC (link)
	There's that, too. And assembling clues to figure out what the heck you're dealing with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notadumbass 2013-09-24 01:33 am UTC (link)
	I usually work that out right after it bites my ass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reality_porn 2013-09-24 01:40 am UTC (link)
	Then we'll work on figuring it out before it bites your ass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notadumbass 2013-09-24 01:42 am UTC (link)
	You're really offering to teach me this stuff? Why? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reality_porn 2013-09-24 01:45 am UTC (link)
	Because if I don't, and you get dusted, bit, turned, or whatever on my watch, then I'm responsible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notadumbass 2013-09-24 01:46 am UTC (link)
	But you don't know me. I'm not one of yours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reality_porn 2013-09-24 01:51 am UTC (link)
	You're a human being. Protecting people is what I do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notadumbass 2013-09-24 01:52 am UTC (link)
	How many apprentices do you have? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

reality_porn
2013-09-24 10:47 am UTC (link)

Right now, or in my lifetime? There's my brother. Krissy Chambers and her group of hunter's kids. Kevin Tran. Sheriff Jody. Charlie. The list goes on. You meet people along the way, who can't unsee the monsters in the closet, and you teach em what you can. In a place like this, I don't have the luxury to just save your ass once, take out the thin that was after you and move on. Whatever is out there will just keep coming, and I'll do what ittakes to get as many of us out of here alive as I can, or die trying. That's just what I do.

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	notadumbass 2013-09-24 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	I guess we're lucky you're here. Even if you aren't lucky you're here. Where do we start? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reality_porn 2013-09-24 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	Let's start with securing your home base--your apartment--and stocking it with some basic protection. What can you tell me about your roommate? We can cover most of it up with rugs and pictures, but we've got to do a bit of graffiti, so he or she isn't cool with us marking up the walls with freaky looking sigils, you might want to think about moving in with someone else. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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