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Tweak says, "nini"

Susana Velasquez (gottaplay) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-02-18 01:42:00

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! journal, ariadne flint, micah st. clair, susana velasquez, todd skynner

[Warded to Sophomores]

GUYS.

My older brother sent me an owl today. I had asked for some movies that aren't questionable sequels, but when I opened the DVD case, it wasn't what I thought it was (It was supposed to be Thor, btw, which I know is a sequel but has CHRIS HEMSWORTH in it so it's allowed) The movie disc says it's RATED R, though, and it sounds super exciting. It's apparently called Eyes Wide Shut? Which seems thriller-esque to me and means that we NEED to check it out since the fates have given us this gift.

WHO'S IN?

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	Sophomores auteur 2017-02-18 06:55 am UTC (link)
	...I am totally willing to watch Eyes Wide Shut in the lodge tomorrow with everyone. MOVIE NIGHT MOVIE NIGHT MOVIE NIGHT (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Sophomores gottaplay 2017-02-18 06:58 am UTC (link)
	Do you know of this movie, Micah? You're our movie expert! YES YES YES YES. I knew I could count on you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sophomores auteur 2017-02-18 07:04 am UTC (link)
	ACTUALLY I've never seen it???? Buuuut I know it's by Stanley Kubrick, like he did The Shining and A Clockwork Orange so it's gotta be SUPER ~~FUCKED UP AND SCARY~~ AWESOME RIGHT????? We can ask the house-elves for popcorn too. Did you know the house-elves will do custom popcorn toppings????? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Sophomores gottaplay 2017-02-18 07:06 am UTC (link)
	WHOA. But at least you know all those other facts about it. I say this still confirms you as our movie expert. The Shining was super awesome. I've never seen the Orange one. NO. OMG. How has nobody told me this before? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Sophomores schemingly 2017-02-18 06:59 am UTC (link)
	Yeah Micah tell us some movie facts (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Sophomores

auteur
2017-02-18 07:16 am UTC (link)

OK OK OK like accept this with a I've Never Seen It disclaimer but WHAT I HEARD is that the movie's actually a secret exposé of THE ILLUMINATI and that's why Kubrick DIED like four days after cutting it (or was it six days??? like less than a week which is the point, less than a week is NOT A COINCIDENCE and most definitely murder) because THE ILLUMINATI didn't want their secret society secrets GETTING OUT!!!!!

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	Re: Sophomores schemingly 2017-02-18 07:18 am UTC (link)
	Dude. I'm in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Sophomores gottaplay 2017-02-18 07:20 am UTC (link)
	Dude. I'm even more in than I was before. And I started this idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Sophomores schemingly 2017-02-18 07:27 am UTC (link)
	Nothing could have possibly improved this whole illegal film viewing experience apart from an Illuminati murder mystery. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Sophomores gottaplay 2017-02-18 07:33 am UTC (link)
	Right? My confidence in the awesomeness of my idea remains unshaken AND I'm extra about this idea now! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Sophomores schemingly 2017-02-18 07:34 am UTC (link)
	Hopefully the Wizard Illuminati doesn't put a hit out on us for watching this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Sophomores gottaplay 2017-02-18 08:33 am UTC (link)
	I'm confident they can't track us. That would be like admitting they exist and cracking open their entire mystery. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Sophomores evercreep 2017-02-18 07:24 am UTC (link)
	The Illuminati? What? [...] By that I mean what are the Illuminati? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Sophomores schemingly 2017-02-18 07:26 am UTC (link)
	They're a secret society that killed JFK and faked the moon landing and put the eyeball in the pyramid on the US dollar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Sophomores orangepip 2017-02-18 05:04 pm UTC (link)
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Sophomores

auteur
2017-02-18 07:32 am UTC (link)

CALVIN

HOW

COULD YOU NOT

HAVE HEARD OF THE ILLUMINATI??????? Did THE ILLUMINATI hide the information from you and also it's way too hard to keep charming the sparkles on that, I'll stop.

OK soooo like it's this No-Maj thing??? They think there's this ANCIENT SECRET SOCIETY that controls the world or like... is trying to control the world????? Like SOMEWHERE on the world domination spectrum. They've INFILTRATED all of the major No-Maj organizations like uhhhh the No-Maj presidency and... the banks and courts... and you know, important No-Maj organizations!!!!! And they use MIND CONTROL and OCCULT MAGICKS to manipulate the populace into being docile sheep who think the Illuminati is a TOTAL MYTH, just like they think dragons and unicorns are a total myth!!!!!!!

...so like I guess it's the No-Maj conspiracy explaining wizards.

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	Re: Sophomores schemingly 2017-02-18 07:37 am UTC (link)
	Hey Micah want to hear a Stanley Kubrick joke? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sophomores auteur 2017-02-18 07:41 am UTC (link)
	If the question is "HEY MICAH do you want to hear a movie joke" you should know the answer is always yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sophomores schemingly 2017-02-18 07:43 am UTC (link)
	Rumor has it Stanley Kubrick was hired to film the fake moon landing... but he's such a perfectionist that he made them shoot it on location (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Sophomores superlatively 2017-02-18 08:34 am UTC (link)
	Don't be offensive. They prefer to be called films. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sophomores schemingly 2017-02-18 08:40 am UTC (link)
	Sorry some film facts (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Sophomores superlatively 2017-02-18 08:45 am UTC (link)
	Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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