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Tweak says, "ALVINNNNNNNNNNN!"

Susana Velasquez (gottaplay) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-02-18 01:42:00

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! journal, ariadne flint, micah st. clair, susana velasquez, todd skynner

[Warded to Sophomores]

GUYS.

My older brother sent me an owl today. I had asked for some movies that aren't questionable sequels, but when I opened the DVD case, it wasn't what I thought it was (It was supposed to be Thor, btw, which I know is a sequel but has CHRIS HEMSWORTH in it so it's allowed) The movie disc says it's RATED R, though, and it sounds super exciting. It's apparently called Eyes Wide Shut? Which seems thriller-esque to me and means that we NEED to check it out since the fates have given us this gift.

WHO'S IN?

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Sophomores

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2017-02-18 07:32 am UTC (link)

CALVIN

HOW

COULD YOU NOT

HAVE HEARD OF THE ILLUMINATI??????? Did THE ILLUMINATI hide the information from you and also it's way too hard to keep charming the sparkles on that, I'll stop.

OK soooo like it's this No-Maj thing??? They think there's this ANCIENT SECRET SOCIETY that controls the world or like... is trying to control the world????? Like SOMEWHERE on the world domination spectrum. They've INFILTRATED all of the major No-Maj organizations like uhhhh the No-Maj presidency and... the banks and courts... and you know, important No-Maj organizations!!!!! And they use MIND CONTROL and OCCULT MAGICKS to manipulate the populace into being docile sheep who think the Illuminati is a TOTAL MYTH, just like they think dragons and unicorns are a total myth!!!!!!!

...so like I guess it's the No-Maj conspiracy explaining wizards.

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	Re: Sophomores schemingly 2017-02-18 07:37 am UTC (link)
	Hey Micah want to hear a Stanley Kubrick joke? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sophomores auteur 2017-02-18 07:41 am UTC (link)
	If the question is "HEY MICAH do you want to hear a movie joke" you should know the answer is always yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sophomores schemingly 2017-02-18 07:43 am UTC (link)
	Rumor has it Stanley Kubrick was hired to film the fake moon landing... but he's such a perfectionist that he made them shoot it on location (Reply to this) (Parent)

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