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nananananananana BATQUINNNN 🏏 (qnnc) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-23 21:53:00

Entry tags:

! journal, christopher park, jesse mcbride, quinn cunningham

FREEDOM!

The Most Glorious and Upstanding City of Hamilton is now officially Jesse-McBride-free and oh, it feels good!

The power came back on just in time for the Leafs–Rangers game! I'm no longer grounded! (It turns out that being snowed in for three days seemed like sufficient punishment to Gord and Flo!) I have two Healer Training applications ~~mostly~~ done! It's almost Christmas!

Basically, this feels exactly like Gooseberry except I don't have a makeout plague. Pity.

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	doyouevenlift 2016-12-24 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	The guide to prefects. You were voted the prefect of the people. And the people will rally behind you (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	qnnc 2016-12-24 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	On one hand, I like being the favourite. On the other hand, see above. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-24 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	What the fuck do you mean see above. That's the answer. I gave you the answer. What. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	qnnc 2016-12-24 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	That's not nearly enough information about this "guide to prefects," Park. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-24 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	We're actually not supposed to be talking to prefects about it. But what else is there to know? It's just a guide about prefects. Personalities and shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Chris qnnc 2016-12-24 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Chris/Quinn doyouevenlift 2016-12-24 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my god dude. A guide. To prefects. It's super fucking self explanatory. Somebody wrote a guide about prefects and how they feel about them. Every prefect. To help the new kids. So they know to be cautious around Ramirez because he'll make you cry (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Chris/Quinn qnnc 2016-12-24 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	Who the fuck wrote this guide and give it to me right goddamn now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Chris/Quinn doyouevenlift 2016-12-24 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	~~lol YOU THOUGHT~~ Dude. No. I was told not to. It doesn't shit talk you, it's fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Chris/Quinn qnnc 2016-12-24 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	Like I give a flying fuck what they told you not to do, Park. I don't care if I'm being shit-talked or not, but I care what that guide could say about my friends and what will happen when they find out. Because they will. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Chris/Quinn doyouevenlift 2016-12-24 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	They won't. They're my friends too. It's not a burn book. This isn't some mean girls shit. It's a legitimate guide to prefects. Nobody's being called a slut here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Chris/Quinn qnnc 2016-12-24 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	It is absolutely not "legitimate" and I bet it can still hurt a lot of people, slut-shaming or not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Chris/Quinn doyouevenlift 2016-12-24 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Are you insinuating I'm a big enough asshole that I can't tell when something's hurtful? Because I really need that actually. Too many people are calling me nice. I'm getting concerned. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Chris/Quinn qnnc 2016-12-24 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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doyouevenlift
2016-12-24 09:49 pm UTC (link)

Okay I'll let you in on a secret. Ramirez makes kids cry. They need a guide to know which prefect gives a shit about the rules and which ones throw parties. Which prefect is gonna make you cry and which one gives a shit about your stupid emotions

You guys are complicated, intricate human beings. And there's a fucking lot of you. And it's not gonna get back to you. It's literally a secret guide.

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qnnc
2016-12-24 10:04 pm UTC (link)

He makes kids cry when they do stupid bullshit they shouldn't have been doing and he does his job, and he takes a lot of crap for it. Guess what? Prefects have emotions too, and there's a whole lot more of you than there are of us.

The guide is so secret that you mentioned it publicly twice. You're going to make a terrible fucking Auror if you don't learn how to keep a secret.

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	Chris/Quinn doyouevenlift 2016-12-24 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	No shit I know you have emotions I put that in the fucking guide I put this exact fucking scneario in the goddamn guide too I'm not training to be a fucking auror. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Chris/Quinn qnnc 2016-12-24 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry, half of our class seems to be aspirational Aurors so I've just started to assume anyone in Occlumency's on the track. The rest of my reply still stands. Let me see the fucking guide. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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doyouevenlift
2016-12-24 10:59 pm UTC (link)

Yeah well I didn't grow up idolizing that shit.

The rest of your reply doesn't fucking matter, because I live with Ramirez, I took Rosy to formal because I fucking like her, and I've been your friend longer than I've liked any of these losers. Obviously I know you have fucking emotions, Quinn.

Guess what though. The guide mentions your emotions too. And so did fucking I when I talked to Chloe after Rafael made her cry. I didn't shit on him, I explained him to somebody who doesn't live with him and doesn't do the same stupid shit every year that warrants his reaction.

Remember that conversation? She told me I should be quoted on brochures, I don't see how you could forget it. Something to pass out on the first day. Want an excerpt of this guide? Go back to Chloe's post. Didn't put that behind wards.

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	Chris/Quinn qnnc 2016-12-24 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	I did forget about that fucking post. Do you know how much trouble you could get in for writing something like that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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doyouevenlift
2016-12-24 11:32 pm UTC (link)

~~shit shoulda reeled that in~~

I have no idea what you're talking about. But I'm sure whoever wrote the guide won't get in more trouble than they got for breaking their leg sledding down a forbidden hill.

And you didn't seem to have a fucking problem with it at the time. Which I was joking by the way. I hadn't written a guide back then. I mean beyond like mental notes - which everyone does anyway.

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qnnc
2016-12-24 11:52 pm UTC (link)

Whoever wrote the guide got the same punishment as half the school; I can almost guarantee you that it would have been a lot more severe if it had only been a few students. Half the school didn't write the elusive 'secret guide.' Park, you need to be so goddamn careful about this.

It looks like, at the time, I started to get angry and then had bigger shit to deal with. But I'm back, and now you're doing a shit job of hiding that you wrote the master version.

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doyouevenlift
2016-12-24 11:58 pm UTC (link)

Okay, so Quinn. I'm a little drunk right now. Are you telling me that you got angry, then got distracted and I reminded you of your anger?

You're acting like I'm handling confidential files here. I wrote a fucking guide to prefects from the stand point of a fucking senior that is trying to fuck half of those same seniors.

Okay that's a lie. Not necessarily from the stand point, from the like ... diagonal standpoint. I know you assholes better than Chloe does.

So just explain it, slowly. Why the fuck are you acting like I'm handling confidential files here?

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qnnc
2016-12-25 12:05 am UTC (link)

- You wrote a guide to the Prefects.
- You deliberately (yet poorly) tried to keep it a secret.

If it isn't so bad, why did you want to keep it a secret? Why did you want the writer to (presumably) remain anonymous?

You say it isn't a burn book or some slut-shaming tool. Good. The other things, like who doesn't care about enforcing the dress code, or who turns a blind eye to students making out, or if a Prefect is prone to partying — if you mention shit like that, it can be really bad for Prefects. And I know you so I'm expecting this guide to mention that kind of bullshit. It means that we're known for not doing our jobs whether or not many students give a shit, and it could end very poorly.

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