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actual disaster sebastien lacroix (suchaguppy) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-21 19:50:00

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holy god, gooseberry TAKE ME BACK.

it has only been like 70 hours and i have already been forced to go to the nitehawk with my nieces and watch 'frozen' SEVEN TIMES. SEVEN. SO FAR. if you have not yet had the ~~mis~~ ~~good~~ ~~mis~~ FORTUNE. IF YOU HAVE NOT YET HAD THE i-don't-know-which-prefix-fits-best-here-FORTUNE - well, don't. really.

first time? totally okay. legit disney movie - plot holes. sure. whatever. they happen to the best of us. idina menzel has the voice of a very gifted angel who will inevitably win a shit ton of awards for this. we laughed. we cried. it was a wonderful experience for everyone involved.

SEVENTH time? the plot is more holes than plot. the movie is unraveling before my eyes. where was the foreshadowing? is hans just a really incapable villain? does he have an evil twin nobody bothered to tell us about - because, really, ain't nobody planning on shanking a bitch they smile at soppily WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING. is he just a method actor? why didn't they use the PERFECT AND TOTALLY AVAILABLE POINT for a dramatic and darker reprise to 'love is an open door' that was readily available?

HOW IS 'LET IT GO' A GOOD MESSAGE FOR ANYONE? yeah, sure, i totally have a job and responsibilities and shit but, y'know what dudes? screw that noise! people were mildly surprised that i went straight up 'carrie' on some bitches at my dinner party? SO SCREW THEM ALL. and now i'm gonna freeze ALL their asses and SING about it. also, for someone who had no idea how to use their super magic ice powers five seconds ago, you sure as shit got into some advanced interior design and fashion like REAL QUICK. your learning curve is INSANE. and trying to murder your siblings? yeah, sure, man. hella polite. you're a model citizen.

and where the everliving hell were blonde dude's parents? did he just wander off into the fucking woods with his miniature reindeer, never to be heard from again? did NO ONE look for him? what did he EAT IN MAGIC ICE LAND with only rock trolls to raise him? was he kidnapped by the weird, rock-trolls? did the trolls kill his parents? was he already an orphan? why is there NO INFORMATION ON THIS.

AND THE TROLLS. trolls are not jolly. they do not sing things. but, i mean, okay. no-mag suspension of belief glasses on BUT STILL. and, don't get me wrong here, trolls are definitely a part of scandinavian mythology as a whole? but EVEN THOSE trolls? would not want to marry you off to semi-attractive gingers. they'd either force you to become their child-bride and pet their hair at night or they'd straight up assault you.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND. also, i respect the fact that my sister has to go out, but i don't WANT to go see it again tomorrow.

wow, sarah. hurtful.

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	gaspingbreath 2016-12-21 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	You could have stayed at the school with me. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-21 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	yes, but then i wouldn't have been able to see Godzilla! you could have COME HOME WITH ME. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gaspingbreath 2016-12-21 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	I could have, but would your parents have appreciated the large human-sized piece of luggage you would have been carrying? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-21 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	i don't think my parents would even notice if i had extra actual humans with me in the first place. my house is already an asylum. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gaspingbreath 2016-12-21 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Hehe. Next time, if I don't go home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-21 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	my mom would be so proud of me for successfully making friends that aren't imaginary. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gaspingbreath 2016-12-21 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	Unless I convince her that I am imaginary. Heh. j/k (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-21 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	why would you even pretend to do me like that, man? you'd go around being all ethereal and unfairly good-looking and shit and my mom would BELIEVE your imaginary friend lies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gaspingbreath 2016-12-21 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	Ethereal? Do you think I have a permanent light spell on me? I'm sure she would just be happy that you have an excuse to go to Hawaii. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-21 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	like you'd need a spell stuck on you to look ethereal. you know you're fucking pretty as all hell. any excuse is a good excuse to get rid of one of us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gaspingbreath 2016-12-21 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure you are the only one that thinks that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-21 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	well, that's just statistically unlikely. you HAVE seen yourself before, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gaspingbreath 2016-12-21 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	I don't see myself as you do. No matter how many times you complain about my muscles and height. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-21 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	it's not COMPLAINING. it's observation. with flourish! and it ain't just the rippling pectorals and shit - we were talking GLOW, dude. it's the shininess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gaspingbreath 2016-12-22 12:24 am UTC (link)
	You are over exaggerating my looks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-22 07:19 am UTC (link)
	nah, you just aren't used to my brand of BRUTAL HONESTY. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	keepmarchingon 2016-12-21 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	It was probably a good choice for you to go home, but you have been missed, Sebastien. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-21 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	I MISS YOU GUYS TOO. but i mean, dude, LOOK at this face (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keepmarchingon 2016-12-21 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	That's precious. I assume the dog's somehow improving your current Frozen torture? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-21 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	She is a shining beacon of hope and drool in an otherwise bleak universe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keepmarchingon 2016-12-22 12:30 am UTC (link)
	Outside of the movie, though, you are enjoying your holiday, right? Beyond the dog, even though that dog is very adorable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-22 07:18 am UTC (link)
	yeah, i'm glad to be home! i missed everybody, even if my house makes all the shit that goes on in school seem like a spa day sometimes. my dad's got like 800 hours of crap for us to watch as soon as everybody comes down from the pre-christmas frenzy. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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