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actual disaster sebastien lacroix (suchaguppy) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-21 19:50:00

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holy god, gooseberry TAKE ME BACK.

it has only been like 70 hours and i have already been forced to go to the nitehawk with my nieces and watch 'frozen' SEVEN TIMES. SEVEN. SO FAR. if you have not yet had the ~~mis~~ ~~good~~ ~~mis~~ FORTUNE. IF YOU HAVE NOT YET HAD THE i-don't-know-which-prefix-fits-best-here-FORTUNE - well, don't. really.

first time? totally okay. legit disney movie - plot holes. sure. whatever. they happen to the best of us. idina menzel has the voice of a very gifted angel who will inevitably win a shit ton of awards for this. we laughed. we cried. it was a wonderful experience for everyone involved.

SEVENTH time? the plot is more holes than plot. the movie is unraveling before my eyes. where was the foreshadowing? is hans just a really incapable villain? does he have an evil twin nobody bothered to tell us about - because, really, ain't nobody planning on shanking a bitch they smile at soppily WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING. is he just a method actor? why didn't they use the PERFECT AND TOTALLY AVAILABLE POINT for a dramatic and darker reprise to 'love is an open door' that was readily available?

HOW IS 'LET IT GO' A GOOD MESSAGE FOR ANYONE? yeah, sure, i totally have a job and responsibilities and shit but, y'know what dudes? screw that noise! people were mildly surprised that i went straight up 'carrie' on some bitches at my dinner party? SO SCREW THEM ALL. and now i'm gonna freeze ALL their asses and SING about it. also, for someone who had no idea how to use their super magic ice powers five seconds ago, you sure as shit got into some advanced interior design and fashion like REAL QUICK. your learning curve is INSANE. and trying to murder your siblings? yeah, sure, man. hella polite. you're a model citizen.

and where the everliving hell were blonde dude's parents? did he just wander off into the fucking woods with his miniature reindeer, never to be heard from again? did NO ONE look for him? what did he EAT IN MAGIC ICE LAND with only rock trolls to raise him? was he kidnapped by the weird, rock-trolls? did the trolls kill his parents? was he already an orphan? why is there NO INFORMATION ON THIS.

AND THE TROLLS. trolls are not jolly. they do not sing things. but, i mean, okay. no-mag suspension of belief glasses on BUT STILL. and, don't get me wrong here, trolls are definitely a part of scandinavian mythology as a whole? but EVEN THOSE trolls? would not want to marry you off to semi-attractive gingers. they'd either force you to become their child-bride and pet their hair at night or they'd straight up assault you.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND. also, i respect the fact that my sister has to go out, but i don't WANT to go see it again tomorrow.

wow, sarah. hurtful.

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	adorbs 2016-12-21 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	All the caves are rly icy I hear, I wouldn't recommend. Hmmmmmm. What else do they like to do?? There are ALWAYS distractions! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-21 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	basement of an opera house? i could get a mask. and a cape? if ANYBODY would take sarah, we'd be fine. but she's very busy with this new HAVING LOUD OPINIONS thing. grace is a fucking peach. and meggie hasn't even reached the point of vocal objection yet. gracie and i colored winnie's wall pink for three hours yesterday. it was a blast. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adorbs 2016-12-21 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	I mean prepare to take the blame for the chandelier then but you could totally pull it off Awwww little girls should totally have opinions! YOU'RE HELPING HER BE a strong woman someday!!! Even if rn it means Frozen lol. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-21 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	i could deal with the chandelier. but i'd feel real bad about all the murder and stuff. i don't know if i could pull off all the garroting. dude, i 100% respect her right to be a strong woman who has opinions and wants to do what she wants when she wants to. in fact, i want her to be a boss ass bitch. but, HOLY SHIT. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adorbs 2016-12-21 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	What about the singing and kidnapping. How are you at that. I know. I know. Make her draw storyboards of the whole movie??? That is creative and will maybe keep her busy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-21 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	i am allowed to handle several kids. i have not napped them, but they've been in my possession? so 5/10 on the kidnapping? all the kids, none of the napping. other than, y'know, actual naps. singing? eh. not bad. probably not GREAT. but not bad. hmm. maybe if we draw THAT on winnie's wall. anybody ever tell you that you're probably a genius? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adorbs 2016-12-21 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	CONGRATULATIONS you could PROBABLY be a Successful Phantom!!! Hush now. It's just basic fact. When in doubt, draw stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-21 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	50/50 shot at being a fictitious murderer! my life goals are so much clearer now! i mean, it IS. but i'm just making sure that people TELL YOU. sometimes people forget to verbalize really obvious shit and that's not fair. people should be making sure you know on the regular. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adorbs 2016-12-21 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	Believe in yourself and you can do anything! ♥ they tell me plenty. TOO MUCH, in fact. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-21 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	damn right! just checking. they start getting all slackery and you let me know. i'll compliment your genius for you all quick-like. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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