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Eden Adler (riot_girl_eden) wrote in genome_project,
@ 2012-05-16 20:06:00

Entry tags:

eden adler, may 2012, text, toby silverman

Who: Eden and Toby
What: a text
When: Probably during all the other texts
Rating: Medium

So...did you ever make good with calling that chick who you were blatantly flirting with?

On that note...subtly Toby...look it up

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	iamthelegacy 2012-05-17 04:02 am UTC (link)
	Wtf is everyone going to ask me about this? Yes we went on a date. And. I wasn't flirting. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	riot_girl_eden 2012-05-17 05:17 am UTC (link)
	Yes...yes we are...that is our job Aw wittle Toby had his fiwst date aw! And...yes you were... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamthelegacy 2012-05-17 01:10 pm UTC (link)
	You all are dicks. It wasn't my first date. It just wasn't mom approved. And whatever, she thinks I'm cute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riot_girl_eden 2012-05-17 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	You love us...don't deny it! Yeah cause your mom would have a seizure if she knew you were crushing on a Catholic girl. I go to school with her...I know these things. Also could you be a friend and delete my number from you mom's phone. I think she and my mom are still on that trip that I'm going to go back to the faith and you and I are going to get married. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamthelegacy 2012-05-17 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah yeah. Didn't occur to me, thanks Eden. How did I not meet her until now when both you and Sascha know her? Next time I'm feeling like I want to die, I'll do that. Butthey could give up on that any day now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

riot_girl_eden
2012-05-18 12:39 am UTC (link)

Here's an idea how to handle you mom and the thing with Sarah...don't tell her. What she doesn't know won't hurt her. She and my mom can keep planning the wedding that will never happen between the two of us. They can be blissfully ignorant to the fact that you want to bump uglies with a Catholic and I'm not coming back to the faith.

Well she wasn't really in my crowd, like I knew of her and saw her around but I never thought, 'oh she's cute I should introduce her to Toby because I can read his mind suddenly and I know that he would be down dating a non-Jew.'

...Don't count on it, you mom keeps inviting me to celebrate Seder with you. Yeah no thanks I'd rather drive a hot poker through my eye...no offense or anything just not my bag anymore

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	iamthelegacy 2012-05-18 01:14 am UTC (link)
	How about she's not an idiot. And who said abything about bumping uglies? In fact! Who even says that? It sounds so... wrong. Well, Eden, you of all people should know how fun it is picking from the mother approved pool. None taken. I think I'm on your side. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

riot_girl_eden
2012-05-18 04:04 am UTC (link)

Well Sascha's parents aren't idiots either. But he avoids any confrontation with them by not tell them that he and I still have sleepovers at my house. Well apparently I say bumping uglies since I did say it...and look I said it again.

But if you don't like that I have quite the collection of phrases that ultimately mean having sex. For a virgin I think it's quite impressive. But here you go: "the one that rhymes with duck", "shag", "making the two backed beast", "bang", "screw", "knockin' boots", "nail", "long division", "bow-chicka-bow-wow", "filling the twinky up", "porking it"...

"getting lucky", "doing the do", "rock the house", "plow", "fool around", "tap", "drill", "go somewhere and 'park'", "copulate", "do the deed", "doing the nasty", "getting busy", "hanky-panky", "hitting skins", "the horizontal tango"

And there are more but I'll stop with just those...mull over those for a bit.

And I do know about the limited picking. Mine consists of you, you, oh and you.

Really now...was your mom right and I'm turning you to the dark side...the side of being...agnostic!!! Dun dun dun...you can't deny the power of the cookies that we have over here!

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	iamthelegacy 2012-05-18 04:40 am UTC (link)
	Well they also aren't so... Uh. My mom. So. It's like night and day you're talkin here. All of those are better than bumpin' uglies. I guess I have it slightly better than you? I think I have a choice of like three girls, maybe? I fucking love cookies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

riot_girl_eden
2012-05-18 04:45 am UTC (link)

That is true...your mom is like super mom...so that mom is all knowing sense is like amplified. But honestly if you and Sarah are discrete and careful enough you can avoid telling her for a bit longer.

Really? Even 'filling the twinky up?'

Yeah I pretty much just have you since my mom and your mom I think want to find a way to be related. Even though I don't think my mom would like if she heard her bff was pimping her baby boy off to other gorgeous Jewish girls.

Then you need to come over to the dark side...the agnostic side...we always have cookies...and their is a wider selection of potential hooks ups. We don't discriminate so all religions are fair game.

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	iamthelegacy 2012-05-18 04:58 am UTC (link)
	You mean like until I feel like exposing her to the wrath? And like, seriously. Mom has the spider sense. Definitely. Even that. Please. Have you met Debbie Samson? Not cute. >_> Sounds sketchy. I just wanted baked goods. Also. Sascha says hi. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

riot_girl_eden
2012-05-18 05:09 am UTC (link)

Pretty much...you are soon going to out-do me in disappointing the parents. Maybe I should make out with Jack in front of them for a bit. He might be down with it...he wanted to get in my pants when I joined the band initially.

Got to say that one disturbed me much more than bumping uglies.

EW! Your mom wants you to marry Debbie Samson...horse face!

Psh...only the members get the cookies. What evs I'll bring some samples to band practice.

Tell him hi back and that I need his opinion, blue or pink?

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	iamthelegacy 2012-05-18 05:20 am UTC (link)
	You guys do whatever you want. Have fun. Nah. It sounds like food. ikr? Rachel is okay, but she's just... Ugh boring. And then there's you, so... You better! ask him yourself! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

riot_girl_eden
2012-05-18 05:36 am UTC (link)

Might wait until you come out with your girl. Then it can be a double whammy. But we don't need to be getting distracted now.

Yeah...but now when you eat a twinky you're going to be thinking that creamy filling is something else entirely.

Rachel is boring as hell. Then there is me the agnostic girl.

I'll ask him later at the next band practice.

Speaking of the band what do you think of this as our logo. It's a corporate lobotomy bear!

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	iamthelegacy 2012-05-18 12:58 pm UTC (link)
	I'm just thinking the sooner the better though. It's less of a deal if I don't keep it as long. I'll talk to dad. Meh. Prolly not. Exactly. i have all the best options. Good. And I don't know what that is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

riot_girl_eden
2012-05-19 02:31 am UTC (link)

Yeah your dad seems a lot more chill than your mom. He might not be stoked that your dating a Catholic girl but he won't like freak out. He also might have some tips on how to break it to your mom.

We both have bad options you have horseface, boring, and me. Me I have you and that is it!

It's a corporate lobotomy bear. You know? Like our band is Corporate Lobotomy...it works...Jack liked it.

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	iamthelegacy 2012-05-19 05:02 am UTC (link)
	That's what I was thinking. But honestly, I don't think it will bother him. Well, you're not so bad. Well, if Jack liked it... No, j/k it's cool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

riot_girl_eden
2012-05-20 12:48 am UTC (link)

Yeah I don't think he'll care either.

I'm not bad at all! I'm perfect. Lucky for Sarah and you, I'm not into dating anyone right now. If I wanted you you'd be all over me ;p

Awesome, I've been looking for a logo like forever because then we can put it on shirts and crap. Most people know icons more than names.

I'll send it to the other before it get finalized. I don't want to brand my body with it then have Sasha and Travis say no.

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	iamthelegacy 2012-05-20 05:31 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Riiiiiight. Yeah that's true. Like the Grateful Dead bear? As in. You're getting a tattoo? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riot_girl_eden 2012-05-20 05:56 am UTC (link)
	Exactly, but it's our bear and I think it's awesome. Yep, well hopefully. Slowly but surely I've been wearing Mary-Beth down. I think she'll cave if we keep it hush hush since I'm not eighteen yet and no way in hell will my parents say yes. Don't tell anyone though I want it to be a surprise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamthelegacy 2012-05-20 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	Well okay then. No, I don't imagine they would. Good luck with that. Okay, okay. Lips are sealed, or whatever. (Reply to this) (Parent)