Well Sascha's parents aren't idiots either. But he avoids any confrontation with them by not tell them that he and I still have sleepovers at my house. Well apparently I say bumping uglies since I did say it...and look I said it again.
But if you don't like that I have quite the collection of phrases that ultimately mean having sex. For a virgin I think it's quite impressive. But here you go: "the one that rhymes with duck", "shag", "making the two backed beast", "bang", "screw", "knockin' boots", "nail", "long division", "bow-chicka-bow-wow", "filling the twinky up", "porking it"...
"getting lucky", "doing the do", "rock the house", "plow", "fool around", "tap", "drill", "go somewhere and 'park'", "copulate", "do the deed", "doing the nasty", "getting busy", "hanky-panky", "hitting skins", "the horizontal tango"
And there are more but I'll stop with just those...mull over those for a bit.
And I do know about the limited picking. Mine consists of you, you, oh and you.
Really now...was your mom right and I'm turning you to the dark side...the side of being...agnostic!!! Dun dun dun...you can't deny the power of the cookies that we have over here!