That is true...your mom is like super mom...so that mom is all knowing sense is like amplified. But honestly if you and Sarah are discrete and careful enough you can avoid telling her for a bit longer.
Really? Even 'filling the twinky up?'
Yeah I pretty much just have you since my mom and your mom I think want to find a way to be related. Even though I don't think my mom would like if she heard her bff was pimping her baby boy off to other gorgeous Jewish girls.
Then you need to come over to the dark side...the agnostic side...we always have cookies...and their is a wider selection of potential hooks ups. We don't discriminate so all religions are fair game.