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First Lady Victorien Weasley Lupin Saggy Bollocks ([info]rienvented) wrote in [info]flippedrpg,
@ 2012-08-05 20:19:00

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Entry tags:ch: swap: theodora lupin, ch: swap: victorien weasley, p: annalisa, p: kristy

Who: Theo & Victorien (swap)
What: booze & snuggles
When: Sunday, after Renee's arrival
Where: Theo's house
Warnings: TBD

For the most part, Victorien liked this place. The thing he liked most about it -- the thing that had almost immediately stopped him from even questioning whether it was good or bad -- was the fact that Theo had parents here. It was fun for him, too; he had plenty of family here, even if they weren't from his universe, and there was no end of things to do. But he still probably would have harbored some objections to the compound, if not for the fact that having parents was something that never would have happened for Theo back home.

So he'd ended up arguing with his scientist over the morality of a Christmas gift, of all things, instead of his actual existence here. He'd been aware of how slightly weird that was even as he was doing it, but he'd ignored it. It had not yet occurred to him that there could be an even more serious downside to this place: the fact that Theo's parents had to find out that they died, and that their daughter didn't know them. That hadn't been getting in the way of anything with her dad, so he hadn't even noticed; it was only coming up now that her mum was here.

And of course, now that they were faced with the problem, Victorien felt rather stupid for not anticipating it. He knew how to calm Theo down, though. Writing didn't work very well, but a big jug of booze (which he'd been really wanting to try, anyway -- how many people could say they'd actually had ancient Greek wine?) and some company ought to do the trick.

"Theo?" he called out, opening the door to her house. He shut it behind him, then added unnecessarily, "It's me."



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[info]dynamic
2012-08-06 03:37 am UTC (link)
Coming to the Compound and being confronted by a living father who already knew all about her and about his death had given Theodora a false sense of security. She’d not had to bother with such an uncomfortable conversation, instead just focusing on having a daddy for the first time. More than that, she had an excessive assortment of other versions of her parents too, numbering more father figures than she could count. She even had a mother-ish figure in Nymphadora, which was so very nice.

Truthfully, Theo had never really had much in the way of a mother. She had Hannah, yeah, and the assorted female Weasleys, but that wasn’t the same. She’d been mostly raised by her granddad, and he’d done a fabulous job. However, she’d missed out on all of those mother-daughter conversations that were so necessary to a girl growing up. The prospect of coming face to face with her real mother for the first time was fantastically overwhelming.

All of this had left her in a panicked state which, as usual, meant that she was curled into a tiny ball with her knees at her chest and her chin resting on them. Even better, too, was the fact that she was in such a position in Ancient bloody Greece in a toga, of all things.

“I might’ve never guessed,” she half-heartedly teased in response.

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[info]rienvented
2012-08-06 03:43 am UTC (link)
"I am in disguise," Victorien pointed out, sitting down next to her. "But then, so are you, so I suppose that cancels it out."

He still liked the togas, but it was true they were a bit unhelpful when one was trying to curl up into a tiny little ball and hide from the world. There weren't any handy long sleeves or hoods to pull over one's head, for starters.

Setting down the jug, he rested a hand on her laurel wreath-crowned head. "C'mon, you. Sit up. Have a drink."

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[info]dynamic
2012-08-06 03:48 am UTC (link)
“It does. Like a double-negative,” Theo affirmed, her voice a little muffled from her curled position. She sighed, but was immediately comforted by his presence more than she might’ve admitted in other circumstances.

Theo loved her toga, and didn’t much mind the fact that they weren’t really made for curling. Still, it would’ve been nice to have been able to hide more easily. But she had giant V here now, so that would do.

She grumbled at his request, but did so, unfurling a little and sitting up. That didn’t much last, though. She fairly immediately made to pull herself to curl in his lap, needing the comfort. “Feed me, Seymour.”

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[info]rienvented
2012-08-06 04:05 am UTC (link)
The way she curled up to him was expected, because it was always what she did when she was upset; what they did when things were upsetting. It bothered him a little that they fell so easily back into their old pattern, because he knew where this cycle usually went. He didn't actually expect it to go the way it normally did, because he was fairly certain that was over, but that still didn't mean it was going to end well.

V wasn't going to be the one to mess it up, though. He was determined to do this best mate thing right. Chuckling, he curled one arm loosely around her waist. Just before lifting the jug to her mouth, he warned, "If you drool on my toga, I will bite you."

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[info]dynamic
2012-08-06 04:11 am UTC (link)
Theo wanted to curse at him for being so perfectly suited to comforting her when they were positioned like this, but she just didn’t have it in her. She needed the consolation, and no one could make her feel better than V could. He knew what it took to make her feel less chaotic and crazy, and that’s what she needed right now more than anything.

She settled her head against his chest, only looking up as he addressed her. She snorted a little, ungracefully. “I’m going to drool on you for spite then, Gigantor,” she responded. “Alcohol!” she prompted, opening her mouth.

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[info]rienvented
2012-08-06 04:53 am UTC (link)
"I can crush your skull with one fist," V reminded her, but he was grinning. And he helped her drink, before lifting the jug to his own mouth and having some himself. "You know, I really approve of the ancient Greeks. Couches and wine and sports and togas... they know how to live."

He settled further into the couch, and mentally debated bringing up the issue at hand. Talking about it might make her feel better or upset her more; she normally did alright with talking to him about serious things that weren't them, but he was still a little wary. Maybe it was best to see whether she'd bring it up herself. Lifting the jug, he offered her another drink.

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[info]dynamic
2012-08-06 05:00 am UTC (link)
“Details,” she responded, shrugging. “You wouldn’t anyway. You’re too pretty for jail. They’d make you into their bitch, and then where would you be without a sneaky best mate to break you out? It’s just not wise,” she added. At his words, she nodded in agreement. “Definitely. I’m super fond of the togas and the wine. Not so much the sports because athleticism and me don’t really go hand-in-hand. The communal baths are brill too. They go along with naked day from before.”

As he settled back, she was adjusted to fit to the slightly altered position. She took the drink as it was offered, then sighed. “I feel so weird about all of this,” she said. “I feel like my brain is just flailing over and over.”

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[info]rienvented
2012-08-06 05:12 am UTC (link)
"I am no one's bitch," V objected. "Anvil fists, remember? I'd survive jail. And a zombie apocalypse, too. Still, it is nice to have a break-out plan."

It was true he wasn't much of a fighter, which was why he hadn't signed up for wrestling or boxing; he could hold his own, but height was a large part of his advantage. If he'd gone through auror training, he'd be quite a bit more badass. Still, he liked to think he'd still get along alright if it came down to fighting. He was just largely inexperienced with that sort of thing, since the world was relatively peaceful back home.

He lifted a hand and curled a couple of fingers into her hair, knuckles resting against the side of her neck. "Yeah," he said. "I didn't even think about this part of it, did you?"

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[info]dynamic
2012-08-06 05:17 am UTC (link)
“I’m not sure if Anvil Fists will be able to properly defend you against a gang of horny prisoners and Veela draw,” Theo responded, lifting an eyebrow. “Though, I admittedly call dibs on you for my zombie apocalypse team.”

Theo, meanwhile, had taken one look at the list of events and laughed, deciding it was safer all around not to sign up for anything at all. She was far too clumsy and unsteady on her feet for most of the events, and too small for the leftover ones. She made a better cheerleader anyway. Or, in most cases, a better heckler.

His hand in her hair was comforting, the brown prompted by her mood flickering a little with very small streaks of the normal blue. She sighed, shaking her head. “I didn’t, no. I got spoiled by coming here to Dad, who already knew,” she said. “And most of the other Remuses knew too, so that wasn’t a shock for them. But like… Aunt Jane told her I was here and an adult, and she was lamenting over missing out on my childhood. That’s so awkward, you know?”

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[info]rienvented
2012-08-06 05:55 pm UTC (link)
V wrinkled his nose, since that had indeed conjured a mental image of a whole lot of husky, tattooed, gross prisoners coming after him. "On the other hand," he said, "I could use that to my advantage. Get them to do my bidding. Seduce a guard into letting me out." He grinned. "If a zombie apocalypse comes, it's you and me against the world, Tiny. We'd burn those zombie fuckers and rebuild the world."

He noticed the little streaks of blue appearing in her hair, and smiled. Her colour-changing hair came in really handy sometimes, as a way for him to gauge her mood when she wasn't up for talking about it. Letting him know that he was managing to cheer her up a bit was one of its most useful qualities.

"Yeah, I can imagine," he said. "Probably a good thing I saw your note first, or I might've said something stupid to her without realizing she didn't know." He absently twirled a lock of her hair around his fingertip. "But once she knows, it'll be like it was with your dad and your dad-mums, right?"

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[info]dynamic
2012-08-06 07:21 pm UTC (link)
“That’s a risk you may have to take, unfortunately. Seducing a guard may get you out, but it will almost certainly get you in some pretty uncomfortable positions beforehand,” she responded, amused. When he continued, she laughed, nodding. “We totally would. I’d disguise myself as one of them to blend in and you can just bulldoze them over with a mix of your stupid looks and your giant body. It’s a flawless plan.”

Her hair was very much like having a permanent mood ring that she couldn’t always control. Since she was a child, she’d really always just let it go with whatever colour it wished, which often meant that it gave away her feelings more easily than she ever could on her own. Of course, few but V could really read the colours for what they meant.

“Yeah, I tried to post something as quickly as I could so that that wouldn’t happen,” she responded, pinching idly at his (much too muscular) upper arm as he twirled her hair. “I hope so. At least it’ll be done, then. No more uncomfortable death conversations, you know?”

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[info]rienvented
2012-08-07 03:35 am UTC (link)
"True," V conceded. "Especially if I get stuck in a prison with no hot guards. I suppose I won't crush your skull after all." He was amused, though. "I don't think zombies much care what I look like. I'd just look like a giant man-steak to them. But I'm a man-steak that fights back, so."

He winced slightly at the pinch, which hurt, but it faded away quickly enough. "I can't even imagine what it'd be like to have to tell someone that they're going to die in the future. But she's not going to die here, right? There's no war here, or anything." Although, he could see how it might be harder to find out you were going to die in the future and live with the knowledge of that than to actually die. Her dad and dad-mums had seemed to do alright with it, so hopefully that wouldn't be true.

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[info]dynamic
2012-08-07 03:48 am UTC (link)
“Good choice, Victorien,” she responded, grinning. She laughed as he continued, reaching to pinch his nose instead of his arm. “And that’s different, how? You look like a giant man-steak to everyone.” Her hair had all but turned completely blue once more, a sign that her panicked mood had mostly passed and that he’d done his job effectively of cheering her up.

She nodded as he spoke. “Yeah, I think you’re right,” she said. “Everything should be okay now that she’s here and once she knows. It’ll be rough, but at least we’re all here and alive and together now.” She looked at him curiously. “I’m sorry your family isn’t here, though. I mean, there are oodles of Weasleys, but still. You okay?”

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[info]rienvented
2012-08-07 04:08 am UTC (link)
V laughed, and turned his head away when she pinched his nose. "It's different because normal people don't actually try to eat me alive," he said. "Non-zombies like their steak cooked, even if it's rare."

The argument was dissolving into even more ridiculousness than it had been to begin with, but that didn't matter, because it was another sign of her mood being better, along with the blue returning to her hair. And now she was asking after his family, which admittedly had crossed his mind. "Yeah, I think so," he said. "I miss them, but I mean... I was traveling around without them back home, so I'm more used to it, I guess. Maybe I'll start missing them more if I'm here long enough."

He kind of did a little, now that he was thinking about it, but not enough to qualify as homesick, precisely. This place was weird, but he didn't feel alone; he had been getting to know his alternate family and as many other people around here as he could, which would help stave off that feeling. "I haven't really put too much thought into how long I'm going to be here or whether they'll show up, you know?"

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[info]dynamic
2012-08-07 04:12 am UTC (link)
“Not yet,” she responded in a mock-warning tone.

The dissolution of conversation into ridiculousness was definitely a sign of normalcy between them. Frankly, Theo was terribly glad that they could even have normal, considering the circumstances. “Yeah, that makes sense. I honestly miss Granddad, but it wasn’t too hard to show up here. Not really. It probably has helped that I showed up to fairly instant family.”

She nodded. “I bet they’ll show up. Some of them, anyway. You’re family is fucking gigantic, you know,” she said, shrugging. She fell silent then, turning a little thoughtful. “I missed you.”

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[info]rienvented
2012-08-07 04:25 am UTC (link)
"Note to self," V said, "Keep an eye out for a cannibal apocalypse, too. Might not be quite as likely to survive that one."

Well, there was safety in numbers, from both cannibals and from homesickness; V was used to having large groups of people around, even if they weren't his family. His family really was gigantic, and he liked that, it had made him a very social person. "Well, Hannah's here, and Jane's here," he said. "And you're here."

She was really the main person here who made this compound feel like... well, not home exactly, but a place worth staying in. Not even her company so much as knowing what this place meant to her, automatically gave it some sentimental value for him too. After a moment, he added, "The family I've met from other worlds helps, too, even if it's not quite the same."

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[info]dynamic
2012-08-07 04:32 am UTC (link)
“Nope. You’d probably be the first eaten, too. You’d feed more people,” she responded, poking at his chest.

“Not to mention Sirilla and Aunt Jane and Uncle Luke. My parents too, of course. There’s a lot of people here from our world, just not a ton of Weasleys just yet.”

As soon as she’d admitted to missing him, she’d been concerned that saying so would bring up a conversation that she wasn’t sure she was ready to have just yet. But it wasn’t really addressed, and there was a part of her too that was a little frowny at that. She didn’t belabor the point, though. “They’re all so great, man. I can’t even get over it.”

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[info]rienvented
2012-08-07 04:52 am UTC (link)
"Yeah, pretty sure I'd be among the first targets if it came to cannibalism," V said, mock sadly. "Whether we're talking cannibal apocalypse or a Donner Party situation. And if we were freezing to death, people would probably want to cut me open and use my skin for a blanket to keep warm. It kind of sucks to be a giant sometimes."

He kind of doubted he'd be nice enough to just let people kill and eat him, if it came to that, though he supposed it depended on who the people were. With any luck, he'd never actually have to find out.

Nodding, he said, "Yeah, I know. I don't know them back home, though, you know? So even though they're from our world and part of my family, it's not really the same thing. It's nice to have people here that I know." He looked at her. "It is really cool that they're here, though, all the people we never got to meet. Especially for you."

He still wasn't touching on the topic of her missing him, not because he hadn't noticed it or because he was avoiding talking about it, but because he didn't have anything much to say on the subject. They'd been apart, so he naturally assumed that she had missed him; even if she didn't miss being in a relationship, he still figured that she would miss him as a friend. On its own, the statement didn't seem like anything particularly significant, and he wasn't going to assume that it was. It was much easier to just deal with her at face value, even though he knew full well she kept quite a bit hidden.

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[info]dynamic
2012-08-07 05:00 am UTC (link)
“Oh, you totally would be. You’d better just hope our next stop isn’t like… Easter Island,” she responded, laughing. When he continued, her laughter did as well. “Girl, you know it. If I were freezing to death, you’d better believe I’d be all up inside of you in a heartbeat. And we could probably fit two of me, at least in you. Maybe two and a half.”

She nodded at that. “Yeah, I totally get that. It’s weird having all of these parents, you know. I’m happy, but it’s not like… I don’t know, it’s hard to explain. I love them all, and they’re fantastic and beautiful. But it’s not like I’m young enough to be raised anymore. So it’s great having them, but they’re more like friends than anything. They’re so amazing, though.” She’d built bonds with so many of them, too, and she wouldn’t have traded that for anything in the world.

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[info]rienvented
2012-08-07 05:16 am UTC (link)
"I know you would," V said, shaking his head. "You'd wear me like a man-steak coat. You could probably fit two and a half of you, or one of you and one boy-you. He's not nearly as tiny as you are."

Girl-him, he'd been pleased to discover, was also very tall. And unsurprisingly blonde and beautiful, considering their heritage. "I like our alternates, as well," he added. "Even if they are, you know. They're like automatic friends, because how can you not be friends with yourself? Of course," he continued, "Odds are there's a world where I actually am evil Prince Charming and you really are a dirty pirate hooker, so I may have to take that back."

He laughed, but then sobered a bit. "No, I can imagine, I think. Maybe it'd have been different if we showed up here younger." Or if she had, at least, but he would have found it really weird to be significantly older than her. It was a really good thing they'd shown up from around the same time.

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[info]dynamic
2012-08-07 05:30 am UTC (link)
“Oh, absolutely. You’d make such a flawless skin suit, V. And it’d probably fluctuate with the temperature, so it’d be brill,” she responded.

“They’re incredible,” she agreed. Theo absolutely adored girl-V and boy-her. Even if they made things a little odd in terms of the sorts of thoughts their marriage sparked. “Ooooh, I seriously hope so. That’d be the greatest world ever. I’m missing my life’s calling, I think. Dirty pirate hookering is the most perfectly suited occupation for me.”

“I’m glad we didn’t. This is a good age," she said, then grinned. "Of course, I may not have gotten porn for Christmas if I'd been a bit younger."

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[info]rienvented
2012-08-07 06:27 am UTC (link)
"Why would it fluctuate with the temperature?" V asked, entertained by the notion even though he didn't quite understand the logic. "I'm not sure I like the idea of evil me so much. But, if he were around, people could always make him into a skin suit and I'd survive, so there's that."

He lifted the jug, which he had been ignoring for a bit, and drank before offering her another drink. "I think it might've been fun to run around here as kids. But I suppose they already had one set of us like that, the ones with the crayoning skills." And, based on what had happened, it seemed like the scientists were interested in messing around with their relationship, which was less possible when they were younger. Had they chosen them at this age just for that? That was a weird thought. "That, and obviously the porn thing."

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[info]dynamic
2012-08-07 06:31 am UTC (link)
Theo laughed at the question. “Well, it’d obviously shrink with cool weather and expand with warm weather,” she offered with a wink. “I don’t know if I’d want to live inside of evil you, though. The evil might rub off on me, and I don’t think it’d be good to have an evil metamorphmagus running amok.”

She accepted the drink willingly, very much enjoying the fabulous Greek wine. “Oh, definitely. I think I’m glad they’ve left, though. To be honest,” she said, shrugging. “I wouldn’t want to be accused of being a bad example.”

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