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Eddie Carmichael (upstander) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2014-09-02 19:27:00

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Journal Post-Eddie Carmichael
If there's one good thing about having to recover from a curse, it's that you can get time to catch up on all the WWN dramas you'd missed while you were away in foreign lands. It totally blew my mind the Wilhemina took back Reginald in The Time Turner's Tales. Did she not remember that Reginald shagged her sister while he was supposed to be helping her out of that dreamless sleep coma? Or that he used his turner to go back in time and steal her idea for the Happiness Potion and that it would have made her rich all on her own? Or does she just have no self respect? And how is Leopold even worse than Reginald somehow? He just says something and I want to reach through the wireless and strangle him.

How has everyone been? I think I need to get out of the flat more.

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	susanamybones 2014-09-03 02:53 am UTC (link)
	Eddie, Eddie, Eddie you silly beast! Three things: 1) When did you get back? You should have told me! I would have come and laughed at your injuries, or given you hugs, or a sponge bath or something! 2) THERE IS NO POINT TWO! 3) I cannot believe Wilhemina took her back either! Fleance was totally pining for her! (Reply to this) (Thread)

upstander
2014-09-03 03:02 am UTC (link)

I've been laid up for a while. Namely, for three weeks. Namely healing a curse. Stupid me, forgetting the rune for Big Water and Big Water Demon are seperated by a mere 30 degree tilt on one stroke. This is why I got an E instead of an O.

Fleance has so much baggage though, he needs to figure himself out FIRST. But yes, he would be much better than stupid Reginald, that tosser. I wouldn't let him date Umbridge!

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susanamybones
2014-09-03 03:27 am UTC (link)

And you didn't tell me? Carmichael I am hurt. Deeply hurt. Wounded in fact. pained even. More pained even than the dark wizard who I beat over the head with a wrench today.

[a smear of ink appears on the page]

Sorry about that, I just LAUGHED MY ARSE OFF SO HARD THAT I DROPPED MY QUILL. Poor baby though at least you didn't get the rune for Rune of Protection mixed up with the Rune of Burning. I've seen that happen, it's not good. Really though, if you need some one on one Rune training, I'd be more than happy to oblige ... I would send you one of those Muggle emotigens that Justin taught me but I don't remember any of them. Imagine I am winking. I am winking at you Eddie. Textually. Textual winking.

Fucking Reginald. By Helga's most shapely bosoms, I would hex him so bad. SO BAD.

In all seriousness though Eddie, when can I come see you? It sucks when you get injured, but at least I can spend time with you?

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upstander
2014-09-03 03:38 am UTC (link)

With a WRENCH? Damn it all, I had candlestick. Looks like I just lost AGAIN. At least tell me it was in the Conservatory.

Thankfully one only needs to make that mistake once to never forget it. Sadly Big Water Demon (in this case, one that sends cursed water, fun!) never clicked with me. Or didn't. Won't be forgetting it now!

Are you textually flirting with me? I'm textually intrigued. I think you make that one with a lot of strokes and perhaps a question mark.

Hexing would be too good for him. Were he not fictional I would take him out to the Forbidden Forest, lead him to where there are big spiders and dump honey on his most sensitive bits whilst lashing him to a post. Not that I've thought about it or owled the writers every few months WHO NEEDS TO CEASE AND DESIST ANYWAY??

You're welcome any time, Laila says our flat needs more women about, but I say if it had any more of a lady's touch I'd be buying tampons. For myself. I didn't even know how many kinds they came in and now I know the best brand is Witch's Own which has the worst packaging of all time. Do you really want to dance in a field of flowers during that time of month? Laila seems contented to lay on the sofa with a heating pad and throw things at me if I look at her too much.

	upstander 2014-09-03 05:53 am UTC (link)
	I think. I only talk about the important things, Rosie dear. I trust you collected your treasure without incident? No deaths on this mission? Splendid! Pshhhh. What are you going to make me do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)