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Eddie Carmichael (upstander) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2014-09-02 19:27:00

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character: cho chang, journal: eddie

Journal Post-Eddie Carmichael
If there's one good thing about having to recover from a curse, it's that you can get time to catch up on all the WWN dramas you'd missed while you were away in foreign lands. It totally blew my mind the Wilhemina took back Reginald in The Time Turner's Tales. Did she not remember that Reginald shagged her sister while he was supposed to be helping her out of that dreamless sleep coma? Or that he used his turner to go back in time and steal her idea for the Happiness Potion and that it would have made her rich all on her own? Or does she just have no self respect? And how is Leopold even worse than Reginald somehow? He just says something and I want to reach through the wireless and strangle him.

How has everyone been? I think I need to get out of the flat more.

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upstander
2014-09-03 05:49 am UTC (link)

I appreciate the gesture, Red. It means quite a lot you'd carry around a candlestick to bludgeon butlers in conservatories from me.

Oh don't get me started. I mean, you leave the door wide open.

My mind is only DUSTY not DIRTY. Come now, don't bring me to your level.

Sorry, sorry. I don't mean to make you frown. Come down and I'll turn the frown upside down.

This is the worst LALLALALAL NOT HEARING IT!

When have I ever told you to shut up? When it didn't have to do with tampons?

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susanamybones
2014-09-03 06:50 am UTC (link)

It’s not like I don’t have enough undetectably extended pockets on my work gear to carry a candlestick around for you dear, besides it might come in handy? Add a rune of fire, a rune of explosion, cast a flame spell and a molecular instability curse and lob it at someone – BOOM. Bye bye bad guys.

I only leave the door wide open for you darling. You, and Ernie, and Justin, and Dean, and Seamus, and Hannah, and Alicia, and… Okay fine. FINE.

Please Carmichael, you started on your belly in the dust, getting your mind in the gutter with me requires going up.

You should write dramas with wit like that you know.

It’s true, you never have told me to shut up. To my face or in earshot anyway. Besides, I’m surprised – a guy like you should know that one of the easiest ways to stem a bloody nose if you’ve run out of potions and you don’t know the spells well enough is to shove a tampon up there.

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upstander
2014-09-03 07:09 am UTC (link)

All your extendable pockets intrigue me. I have no doubt they would put any bad guys to shame.

I'm not even going to respond to that and you know why, lass.

Okay, that one was good.

Funnily enough I've tried, but the folks at Time Turner's Tales just won't return my owls!

Never any time, don't say such nasty things in my presence again!

Needless to say, I'm bleeding to death before I'm sticking one of those up my nose, thank you very much!

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	susanamybones 2014-09-03 09:54 am UTC (link)
	Be careful, smiles. I'll put you and Rose in a pocket for safekeeping if you don't watch out. Yes, because you are very wise. You are a wise Ravenclaw full of wisdom. [a questionable smear of ink appears] Ugh a goblin just exploded on me. I hate night shift. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	upstander 2014-09-03 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	You just want me to keep having a dirty mind, don't you? I won't even dignify that with a response. You should know better. Yes, yes, Rowena showers us with her gifts, your jealousy is showing, Red. Hmm. Exploded what, precisely? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_rose_ 2014-09-03 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	Oi! I can take care of myself. He's the one that got cursed, not me. I just got landed on by a massive bloke. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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