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Tweak says, "Always Keep The Faith!"

Eddie Carmichael (upstander) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2014-09-02 19:27:00

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character: cho chang, journal: eddie

Journal Post-Eddie Carmichael
If there's one good thing about having to recover from a curse, it's that you can get time to catch up on all the WWN dramas you'd missed while you were away in foreign lands. It totally blew my mind the Wilhemina took back Reginald in The Time Turner's Tales. Did she not remember that Reginald shagged her sister while he was supposed to be helping her out of that dreamless sleep coma? Or that he used his turner to go back in time and steal her idea for the Happiness Potion and that it would have made her rich all on her own? Or does she just have no self respect? And how is Leopold even worse than Reginald somehow? He just says something and I want to reach through the wireless and strangle him.

How has everyone been? I think I need to get out of the flat more.

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	_rose_ 2014-09-03 05:50 am UTC (link)
	You think? I come back from Mud Central Marayniyuq, expecting to find you recuperating with a celebratory drink to welcome back you most favouritest of favourit Trainees, and instead I'm given a journal (which is actually really neat, but that's not important right now) and the first thing I see is this? Yes, you need to get out of the flat! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	upstander 2014-09-03 05:53 am UTC (link)
	I think. I only talk about the important things, Rosie dear. I trust you collected your treasure without incident? No deaths on this mission? Splendid! Pshhhh. What are you going to make me do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

_rose_
2014-09-03 06:03 am UTC (link)

Show off.

Collected the treasure, not quite incident free, though. No deaths but a clerical error that's left yours truly with bruises and cuts from my left knee to the back of my right shoulder and mud in places I didn't even know was mud-accessible. That wasn't a 30 foot slope; that was a 300 foot slope of mud covered rock. Guess who went down first... and guess who went in immediately after. Barryson seriously needs to lose some weight. ~~It was brilliant!~~

Get out of the flat and get yourself down for a drink and a little Peruvian something.

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	upstander 2014-09-03 06:06 am UTC (link)
	You love it. Please tell me he went arse over tit? And you took pictures? Not that I want to add them to my blackmail file at all (kidding if HR is reading this, I have no such files!) Is Peruvian something slang for a prostitute, because if so I'm going to have to decline. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

_rose_
2014-09-03 06:46 am UTC (link)

Those were your words.

I really wouldn't know how he went, seeing as how I was slipping and sliding on my arse and elbows not far ahead of him. I do, however, know for a fact, that no pictures lived to tell the tale, and that Barryson wasn't nearly as grateful of my cushioning skills as he ought to be.

Right, Carmichael, that's exactly what it is, because out of all the things Peruvian I would bring you back a prostitute. I thought you said you thought!

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	upstander 2014-09-03 06:50 am UTC (link)
	I know, that's why I said you love it. Rosie, you really need your wits about you. How am I to add to my impressive non-existent blackmail files without your pictures of hilarious falling? I'm pouting. Barryson would complain of a draft while falling through the sky, I wouldn't take it personally. You didn't explain, what other conclusion was I to jump to? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

_rose_
2014-09-03 08:13 am UTC (link)

Prove it.

I'll keep that in mind, and then you can give Barryson that same speech about keeping his elbows out of the way. My ribs are still sore. How can a man that well padded have such pointy elbows? It's a physical impossibility.

That I'm aware there's no use bringing back a Peruvian prostitute when it's so much easier getting an English prostitute to speak with a Peruvian accent? Get your mind out of the gutter, Carmichael. I'm the one who's been playing in the dirt for a fortnight.

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upstander
2014-09-03 04:31 pm UTC (link)

Need I dig into said blackmail file I totally don't have? Yours is the biggest one. Ahem: October 21, 2003-Rose borrows quill while in the office and then sneezes on it before returning, saying she wanted to give me a part of herself. She made a face when I kept the quill. Haha jokes on her, I really needed that quill.

The man defies all laws of logic and nature. I don't understand how someone who can't even fit in the floo is a cursebreaker. Isn't the first qualification the ability to get where the rest of the mission is going without special accommodation? Him and his private portkeys.

If you've been playing in the dirt what could you possibly have brought me back, then? Did you bring dirt? I know I collect strange things, but dirt is not yet among them.

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_rose_
2014-09-03 08:17 pm UTC (link)

Oh, how you wound me, Carmichael! You know I'd never do anything like that, that if little romantic me was to ever give you anything, it would be my heart. (Now imagine me swooning, please.)

He does have a talent for finding the best eateries around, I'll give him that. But right now, me and my ribs are grumbling.

I brought you back a surprise, and you'll have to actually leave your flat to get it.

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	upstander 2014-09-03 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	You wonder what it is I'm always writing, well, I document your every move so I can prove you wrong later. Such as just not. I win, you lose, accept defeat. Except he always manages to find the one that only serves beef because he knows I can't stand it. Bitch. FINE FINE GOING. Where are we meeting? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	susanamybones 2014-09-03 06:41 am UTC (link)
	Rose you are a horrible influence. I love it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	upstander 2014-09-03 06:45 am UTC (link)
	Don't encourage her, Red. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_rose_ 2014-09-03 06:47 am UTC (link)
	You love it, (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	upstander 2014-09-03 06:51 am UTC (link)
	I said no such thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_rose_ 2014-09-03 08:14 am UTC (link)
	You didn't have to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	susanamybones 2014-09-03 01:00 pm UTC (link)
	She's right, smiles. You totally love it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_rose_ 2014-09-03 06:47 am UTC (link)
	Who? Me? Never! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	susanamybones 2014-09-03 06:59 am UTC (link)
	You! Yes! Always! P.S. WHY HAVE NEITHER OF YOU BOTHERED TO TELL YOUR FAVOURITE AUROR THAT YOU'RE BACK IN TOWN? I expect grovelling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_rose_ 2014-09-03 08:17 am UTC (link)
	Like I told Eddie: Prove it! P.S. I did! I sent Vasile an Owl right before the Portkey activated. Just kidding. No, I'm still on Peruvian time, so I thought I'd surprise you at Finnigan's. Turns out you're not there that time of day. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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