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Tweak says, "It's bigger on the inside"

Dennis Finnigan Creevey (dennisthebrave) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2014-10-16 01:17:00

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character: dennis creevey, character: emma dobbs

RP: Breaking Bread
Who: Emma and Dennis

What: A cheeky bit of lunch

Where: The Three Broomsticks, Hogsmeade

When: Wednesday, 15th of October

Rating: NSFW - Language

The worst part about having a fit of nostalgia and travelling from London to Hogsmeade, Dennis decided as he blew his fingers and walked up the blustery high street of Hogsmeade, was that you never wore enough clothes. Still he was having lunch with Emma and that was enough to lift his spirits measurably. With a sigh, he passed through the doors of the Three Broomsticks and chose a table near the fire. With a grunt of satisfaction, he pulled out his slightly battered book of Naomi Klein essays and began to read - pausing to accept two menus and a jug of butterbeer.

As such it was almost by accident that he looked up and smiled. "Alright darlin'," he asked happily. "I'm glad you're here, I'm starving!" He put his book down and leant forward with a cheeky grin. "So, what's new?"

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dennisthebrave
2014-10-22 06:35 am UTC (link)

Dennis pouted at her and sighed hugely. "You never tell me any of your juicy, juicy secrets Ems! How am I meant to make a name for myself as a journalist if I don't destroy someone's career. Skeeter always tells us before she's forcibly removed from the premises that that's the way to get ahead in the game." He laughed easily and shook his head and laughed. "Well I hope you have fun at least?"

He tilted his head and squinted at her for a moment. "Maybe Louise has finally actually found someone who compliments her without having to be exactly like her," he suggested with a frown. "I mean opposites attract and all that has to be right occasionally, if only to allow it to be a cliché."

"I know right," he replied with an ever so slight amount of smugness in his voice. "I want to climb him like a tree. He nearly makes me want to support his team, and you know how much of a big deal that is."

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emmazing
2014-10-22 11:10 am UTC (link)

"You don't need juicy secrets, not when you have that thing. You know..." Emma pretended to search for the right word. "Integrity."

Dennis was one lucky bastard. "I don't know how you're going to keep your hands off him. I mean, I know you will because you're not the gross molest-y type, but still." Emma sighed longingly. "I would so settle down and be a fabulous Quidditch wife for someone with a body like that."

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dennisthebrave
2014-10-23 04:00 pm UTC (link)

Dennis looked at her blankly for several moments. "Integrity," he joked, speaking slowly and blinking owlishly as if in complete confusion. "What's that word mean, Ems? Is it a new thing? Like a magical STI or something?

He sighed wistfully and nodded. "I wouldn't mind settling down and being a fabulous Quidditch wife either to be honest. But you know, I would actually be happy to just be friends with him. You can be friends with people you want to deep throat, right?"

Shaking his head a bit, he began eating his lunch properly and grinned at his friend. "So I've been thinking actually, I have an assignment to go island hopping in the Caribbean after my birthday - interview some people, talk to the locals about what pisses them off, all that type of fun stuff and I was thinking of dragging a few friends along." He took a bite and smiled at her nonchalantly. "You interested?"

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emmazing
2014-10-23 06:48 pm UTC (link)

"I think it means something like you don't fuck people over. But, really, it's as foreign to me as eating frogs legs or something." She grinned. "Not sure I've ever had it."

Emma nodded enthusiastically. "Oh, sure. You can so be friends with someone, even if you want to play bedroom Quidditch. Apparently, some people can be friends and shag, but I've yet to come across that particular combination."

She dug into the crust of her pie. "Interested in getting some more use out of this year's bikini? Absolutely. If I can get the time off work."

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dennisthebrave
2014-10-24 01:38 pm UTC (link)

Dennis snorted at her. "See this is why I like you, Emma Dobbs. You're amazingly evil in the non-evil sort of way." He paused to ponder whether that was what he had meant to say. "I mean that in a completely complimentary way of course. You're like good evil not bad evil."

He chocked on his drink, and spent several moments spluttering. "Did- did you just say 'bedroom quidditch' because how would... Well I suppose there are-" he stopped and burst out laughing. "You are amazing Ems, AMAZING. But yes I am all about sudden explosive feelings being all up on someone so I definitely couldn't do casual sex beyond one night stands. Which I have had two of, because I am rubbish."

"Yes! I still have to ask Rose and Rolf and it's still very much up in the air but I'm glad you'd like to come!" He paused and smiled at her wickedly for a long moment. "Who knows, you might meet a hot Caribbean lad to play bedroom quidditch with."

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emmazing
2014-10-24 02:01 pm UTC (link)

"I call it Hufflepuff evil," Emma said. "It sucks you in with its sweetness."

She beamed, quite happy for Dennis to go on telling her that she was amazing. Other people might have shrugged off the compliment, but not her. "You are not rubbish for having one-night stands. Anyone who tells you that you are is the rubbish one."

Emma sighed longingly, spearing a couple of peas with her fork. "See, while those two are being all couple-y. We can drink fabulous rum cocktails and scout for hot guys. So we all win!"

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dennisthebrave
2014-10-24 03:33 pm UTC (link)

"Ah," he said with a thoughtful nod. "Hufflepuff's a good to know. Piss off a Slytherin and they'll kill you, piss off a Hufflepuff and they'll never find the body eh?"

He sighed and pushed his plate away from him. "I know, I know. I feel rubbish though. Even if the night with Ben was pretty damn good." He shifted uncomfortably for a moment and blushed, before deciding to be brave and say it anyway: "It uh, definitely helped me with some pent-up Paden issues I think?"

"Exactly! While they're being all doting and loving, we can go and find a couple of likely lads to severely limit our abilities to walk the next day," he crowed, grinning impishly at her. This is why he liked Emma, she was fun. "But, speaking of Rose and Rolf, did I tell you I walked in on them going at it?"

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emmazing
2014-10-24 04:00 pm UTC (link)

"Paden is a little shit and anything that helps you with those issues is good." Emma wasn't sure she wanted to open the box of Paden issues. Things might get really heavy and that wasn't what she wanted to feel like for the rest of the day.

Emma laughed. "Perfect plan." Between the two of them, they could probably figure out any man's orientation, which would come in handy. "No! That's amazing. I love it. I want details, but at the same time I don't because I think Rolf is one of the only people I can never picture having sex."

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dennisthebrave
2014-10-25 06:52 am UTC (link)

Dennis laughed and nodded. "He is, he is, but enough about that twat," he said, smirking at her. "Particularly Ben, was um, well I shagged him up against a wall so that was good?"

"Yes," he crowed happily. "We can even work out who goes for who between us. I'll walk around in a pair of short trunks, you walk around in your bikini, instant sex bombs!" He threw his head back and laughed. "Okay so they obviously wanted to jump one another, and Rose has really strong silencing spells on her room, and they obviously thought they'd shut the door. So I look, see the door's open and walk in to give Rose her mail, to find her in his lap riding him. I screamed and fell over, Ems. You're welcome for the mental image."

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	emmazing 2014-10-25 11:13 am UTC (link)
	Emma laughed. "I love this idea! By the end of the stay, we'll be practically tripping over cock. You especially." Impressed, Emma raised her eyebrows. "Good for Rose," she said. "Though I wish I could've seen your face. That must have been a picture." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

dennisthebrave
2014-10-26 01:44 pm UTC (link)

Dennis pushed his plate away from himself and smiled. "Tripping over cock is a brilliant thing," he said with a smirk, before frowning. "As long as it's metaphorical cock-tripping and not literally tripping over people's cocks."

"I know right, he seemed quite well endowed so I guess really well done to Rolph. But also Rose." He sighed and nodded. "I probably looked ridiculous. They didn't even finish their screw which was hilarious." He looked at his wristwatch and sighed. "We probably need to leave, do you reckon?"

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emmazing
2014-10-27 03:45 pm UTC (link)

"Yes, metaphorical cocks." Emma gave an unladylike snort, then giggled. "Actual tripping would mean that there was some magic that had gone seriously wrong."

Emma sighed. "Yeah, probably. Back to real life." She pushed her empty plate a few inches away, wrinkling her nose. "Back out into the cold. But this has been fun and we should definitely do it again soon. Or dancing at Wingbeat. Or both."

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