You know what's just not fair, I'm over here being all invincible and all, growing back hands, cutting off heads, using real swords, yeah, the real hand to Han old school kind, and shit like that and all anyone wants to talk about is Tony Stark's dick, Captain America's hair, Thor's hammer. It's damn near impossible to get attention with them all running around fighting each other, saving the world, blah blah blah. When I was a kid being cool, smart, witty, invincible, and a good lay was enough to get a guy some attention.
Besides, is Tony's dick even that impressive!?