ISO one therapy cat. Black preferred for uniform compatibility. Ginger entirely unacceptable. Should be prepared to combat effects of whinging, entitled, "Force-sensitive" co-despots; bosses who insist upon ineffective remote management strategies; utter lack of appreciation from all sides for crowning achievement, simply because crowning achievement was vaporized by a single pilot too stupid to keep track of his own clothes; ungrateful underlings who abandon the cause at their first whiff of free will; manbuns. Proper certifications required. Should be comfortable with frequent, thwarted screaming, and willing to scratch the shit out of wannabe Sith Lords with stupid names. Hypoallergenic only.