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Tweak says, "croissant moon?"

n. machiavelli (tenets) wrote in fairharbor,
@ 2016-09-13 10:21:00

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bethany hawke, blaine hummel-anderson, commander shepard, garrett hawke, lambert

No offense, but this place is boring as shit and your lives are meaningless. Where the hell is the Darkspawn? Do they usually hide? Should I be counting to ten and covering my eyes? Come on; there's only so much 'Say Yes to The Dress' a man can take.

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	taintedhawke 2016-09-13 11:45 am UTC (link)
	No we're not sure of that. For all I know, it could be leading up to a calling that has no answer and I'll be walking to my death, but in the meantime, there's still that chance I'm right and if you'd rather whine than work, be my guest but I'm tired and not in the mood. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tenets 2016-09-13 11:47 am UTC (link)
	For the record, I'm rooting for Darkspawn over insanity. Sea caves it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taintedhawke 2016-09-13 11:51 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry. I'm not getting much sleep and I'm not normally this rude. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tenets 2016-09-13 11:53 am UTC (link)
	Shite, I don't care what you say to me. I'd be pissed off too if I had your lot in life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sohawkeward 2016-09-13 12:58 pm UTC (link)
	I'm usually that rude, though, head's up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tenets 2016-09-13 01:05 pm UTC (link)
	All's well that snarks well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sohawkeward 2016-09-13 01:41 pm UTC (link)
	You're delightful. So, here's a question: you called her sorceress. Do I get stuck with "sorcerer"? Because I feel like my mustache isn't twirly enough for that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tenets 2016-09-13 01:51 pm UTC (link)
	We don't have those where I'm from; only women do the sorceress thing. Don't ask me why. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sohawkeward 2016-09-13 01:52 pm UTC (link)
	Men don't do magic? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	taintedhawke 2016-09-13 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	It sounds like you already are pissed off at your lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tenets 2016-09-13 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	Misery loves company. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taintedhawke 2016-09-13 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	Which is why you secretly love those crotch rot caves, don't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tenets 2016-09-13 02:36 pm UTC (link)
	Sure, I get better-than-usual conversation there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taintedhawke 2016-09-13 02:41 pm UTC (link)
	The crabs are particularly chatty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	goodshepard 2016-09-13 01:57 pm UTC (link)
	~~Hey, do you need~~ Don't feel too bad. He earned at least a little bluntness with the meaningless comment (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tenets 2016-09-13 02:00 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not gonna complain if someone hands it back to me, fuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goodshepard 2016-09-13 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	You could try not handing it out in the first place. We've got maps of what we've covered and what we haven't. And the Department has other huntsnyou could take if that's too beneath you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tenets 2016-09-13 02:59 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah yeah, have good sex. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goodshepard 2016-09-13 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	God, you're a dick. How do you get anything done, ever? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tenets 2016-09-13 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	My finding the world lacking actually aids in productivity. No small talk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	taintedhawke 2016-09-13 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	He's good at pushing my buttons, but at least he isn't gasping about like a filly because I yelled at him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goodshepard 2016-09-13 02:54 pm UTC (link)
	Gasping about like a filly. Might've lost me in translation there, but I think I get the point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taintedhawke 2016-09-13 02:59 pm UTC (link)
	I was going to say "Orlesian" but I assumed that would be lost in translation even more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goodshepard 2016-09-13 03:19 pm UTC (link)
	A bit. But they've been used as an insult enough that I almost feel like I know them anyway. [Bethany] Anything I can do to help with the sleeping thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taintedhawke 2016-09-13 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	And that's how we like it. [Shepard] Unfortunately not, I don't think? I was actually going to ask if you'd prefer I sleep at ~~Gar~~ my house for the time being, but I knew you'd say something stubborn about heroically battering through it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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