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n. machiavelli ([info]tenets) wrote in [info]fairharbor,
@ 2016-09-13 10:21:00

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Entry tags:bethany hawke, blaine hummel-anderson, commander shepard, garrett hawke, lambert

No offense, but this place is boring as shit and your lives are meaningless. Where the hell is the Darkspawn? Do they usually hide? Should I be counting to ten and covering my eyes? Come on; there's only so much 'Say Yes to The Dress' a man can take.


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[info]blaineydays
2016-09-13 11:23 am UTC (link)
Are you kidding, Say Yes to the Dress is amazing.

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[info]tenets
2016-09-13 11:32 am UTC (link)
Sorry pal, your opinions are wrong.

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[info]blaineydays
2016-09-13 11:34 am UTC (link)
You clearly haven't discovered Millionaire Matchmaker, Keys to the VIP, or Bridalplasty.

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[info]tenets
2016-09-13 11:35 am UTC (link)
Are they about idiots with too much money and time? Because fuck all that. I'd rather listen to one of Dandelion's ballads and I can't stand Dandelion's ballads.

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[info]blaineydays
2016-09-13 11:35 am UTC (link)
Oh, you're grouchy.

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[info]tenets
2016-09-13 11:38 am UTC (link)
I prefer bitter and dead inside.

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[info]blaineydays
2016-09-13 11:39 am UTC (link)
That sounds an awful lot like you're boring and your life is meaningless.

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[info]tenets
2016-09-13 11:41 am UTC (link)
It's always been meaningless; 'boring' is a new low.

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[info]blaineydays
2016-09-13 11:47 am UTC (link)
Have you tried a new hobby? Jazz bagpipe.

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[info]tenets
2016-09-13 11:51 am UTC (link)
Nah, I prefer my new hobby of answering asinine questions from nine year olds.

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[info]blaineydays
2016-09-13 11:53 am UTC (link)
If you want to hurt my feelings, you have to try harder.

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(no subject) - [info]tenets, 2016-09-13 11:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blaineydays, 2016-09-13 12:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tenets, 2016-09-13 12:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sohawkeward, 2016-09-13 01:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tenets, 2016-09-13 01:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sohawkeward, 2016-09-13 01:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tenets, 2016-09-13 01:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sohawkeward, 2016-09-13 02:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tenets, 2016-09-13 02:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sohawkeward, 2016-09-13 02:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tenets, 2016-09-13 02:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sohawkeward, 2016-09-13 06:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]taintedhawke, 2016-09-13 08:46 pm UTC

[info]taintedhawke
2016-09-13 11:35 am UTC (link)
Tell you what, I can put a blindfold on you and direct you to some dark caves to explore. Does that sound exciting enough?

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[info]tenets
2016-09-13 11:37 am UTC (link)
Gosh, you're such a flirt.

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[info]taintedhawke
2016-09-13 11:38 am UTC (link)
And you're rapidly becoming more useless.

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[info]tenets
2016-09-13 11:39 am UTC (link)
Hey, I'll stab whatever you want me to stab, sorceress. But twiddling my thumbs isn't my area of expertise.

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[info]taintedhawke
2016-09-13 11:40 am UTC (link)
Then perhaps you should get off your arse and go searching more. Plenty of caverns on the seaside.

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[info]tenets
2016-09-13 11:42 am UTC (link)
Already did that enough to develop crotch rot from all the damn humidity. Nothing's in those caves. Are we sure that you're not just going crazy?

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[info]taintedhawke
2016-09-13 11:45 am UTC (link)
No we're not sure of that. For all I know, it could be leading up to a calling that has no answer and I'll be walking to my death, but in the meantime, there's still that chance I'm right and if you'd rather whine than work, be my guest but I'm tired and not in the mood.

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[info]tenets
2016-09-13 11:47 am UTC (link)
For the record, I'm rooting for Darkspawn over insanity. Sea caves it is.

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[info]taintedhawke
2016-09-13 11:51 am UTC (link)



I'm sorry. I'm not getting much sleep and I'm not normally this rude.

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[info]tenets
2016-09-13 11:53 am UTC (link)
Shite, I don't care what you say to me. I'd be pissed off too if I had your lot in life.

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[info]sohawkeward
2016-09-13 12:58 pm UTC (link)
I'm usually that rude, though, head's up.

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(no subject) - [info]tenets, 2016-09-13 01:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sohawkeward, 2016-09-13 01:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tenets, 2016-09-13 01:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sohawkeward, 2016-09-13 01:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tenets, 2016-09-13 01:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sohawkeward, 2016-09-13 02:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tenets, 2016-09-13 02:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sohawkeward, 2016-09-13 05:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tenets, 2016-09-14 08:20 am UTC

[info]taintedhawke
2016-09-13 02:28 pm UTC (link)
It sounds like you already are pissed off at your lot.

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(no subject) - [info]tenets, 2016-09-13 02:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]taintedhawke, 2016-09-13 02:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tenets, 2016-09-13 02:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]taintedhawke, 2016-09-13 02:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tenets, 2016-09-13 02:43 pm UTC

[info]goodshepard
2016-09-13 01:57 pm UTC (link)
Hey, do you need Don't feel too bad. He earned at least a little bluntness with the meaningless comment

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[info]tenets
2016-09-13 02:00 pm UTC (link)
I'm not gonna complain if someone hands it back to me, fuck.

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(no subject) - [info]goodshepard, 2016-09-13 02:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tenets, 2016-09-13 02:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]goodshepard, 2016-09-13 03:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tenets, 2016-09-13 03:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]goodshepard, 2016-09-13 04:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tenets, 2016-09-13 04:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]goodshepard, 2016-09-13 05:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]taintedhawke, 2016-09-13 02:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]goodshepard, 2016-09-13 02:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]taintedhawke, 2016-09-13 02:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]goodshepard, 2016-09-13 03:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]taintedhawke, 2016-09-13 03:23 pm UTC
Bethany/Shepard - [info]goodshepard, 2016-09-13 03:44 pm UTC
Bethany/Shepard - [info]taintedhawke, 2016-09-13 03:48 pm UTC
Bethany/Shepard - [info]goodshepard, 2016-09-13 04:19 pm UTC
Bethany/Shepard - [info]taintedhawke, 2016-09-13 04:25 pm UTC
Bethany/Shepard - [info]goodshepard, 2016-09-13 05:22 pm UTC
Bethany/Shepard - [info]taintedhawke, 2016-09-13 05:45 pm UTC
Bethany/Shepard - [info]goodshepard, 2016-09-13 06:02 pm UTC

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