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Tweak says, "Make me say things!"

Harley Quinn (harleygirl) wrote in expressnet,
@ 2012-07-22 16:11:00

Entry tags:

{harley quinn, {james moriarty, {loki laufeyson

[Private to Loki]
Pokey Pokey Pokey! It's gone! I'm all better again! I'm going to do ALL OF THE CARTHWEELS. :D

[Private to Jim]
Are you still a Jungle Jimmy? I'm good as new, but I haven't seen anyone else on the network saying they are, and now I'm wondering if it's just me.

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	Harley so_changeable 2012-07-22 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	You were holding back? I suspected, but I'm disappointed... No. No, you wouldn't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jimmy harleygirl 2012-07-22 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	Of course I was holding back. I didn't want to break you- just dent you a little. See, now you've got me all Intrigued. I'm not fighting an out-and-out Puma though. As pretty a kitty as you make. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Harley so_changeable 2012-07-23 12:02 am UTC (link)
	You flatter me, dear. Would that I could win such praise for just myself... But no, I don't expect you to fight a mountain lion. Just little old me, sans claws. How long until I call uncle, do you think? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jimmy harleygirl 2012-07-23 12:07 am UTC (link)
	I said you had a pretty face, didn't I? And I felt just terrible when I had to go make it bleed. Five minutes. Max. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Harley so_changeable 2012-07-23 12:11 am UTC (link)
	True, true. I'm waiting on higher compliments. This is beginning to sound like another bet, Harley. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jimmy harleygirl 2012-07-23 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Is it now? Terms? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Harley so_changeable 2012-07-23 12:17 am UTC (link)
	You don't expect me to come up with them every time, do you? Do be creative. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jimmy harleygirl 2012-07-23 12:20 am UTC (link)
	It was your idea to make a bet. In five minutes I can have you pinned so thoroughly you can't get away of your own free will. I'm not counting on you ever willingly saying 'Uncle,' Jimmy. Even if I sat on you for an hour and broke all your fingers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Harley so_changeable 2012-07-23 12:29 am UTC (link)
	Well that's not fair. I know I can't beat you. Escape you... hm. But I appreciate the compliment. Does this mean no bet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jimmy harleygirl 2012-07-23 12:42 am UTC (link)
	You don't have to beat me. Just hold your own for five minutes. We don't have to bet, either. I'd be happy to pummel you for free. Heck if I know why you want me to, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Harley so_changeable 2012-07-23 12:44 am UTC (link)
	What have we been discussing all along, Harley? For fun. Fine, I'll agree to 'hold my own'. And then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jimmy harleygirl 2012-07-23 12:55 am UTC (link)
	You've already promised me so much, Jimmy. I hardly know what to ask for. If I win I want three honest, complete answers to any questions I want. Redeemable anytime, but not the first three questions I ask you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Harley so_changeable 2012-07-23 01:09 am UTC (link)
	And you spend so much time insisting you aren't clever. One question, redeemable at time of purchase. Let's keep it within the five minute range, for symmetry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jimmy harleygirl 2012-07-23 01:16 am UTC (link)
	Deal. Your turn. What can I do for you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Harley so_changeable 2012-07-23 01:18 am UTC (link)
	Hmm. I've never needed it before, but it occurs to me I could do with a self-defense lesson. One on one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jimmy harleygirl 2012-07-23 01:26 am UTC (link)
	A self-defense lesson? ~~That's all?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Harley so_changeable 2012-07-23 01:29 am UTC (link)
	Your small and slight, like me. I could never aspire to your level of... flexibility... but what kind of man would I be if I didn't try? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jimmy harleygirl 2012-07-23 02:40 am UTC (link)
	I find it really hard to believe you don't know anything about fighting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Harley so_changeable 2012-07-23 02:43 am UTC (link)
	I didn't say I had no ability. I'm just not the type. Are you saying you don't think there's anything you can teach me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jimmy harleygirl 2012-07-23 03:00 am UTC (link)
	All right, you're on. You tell me what you know, and we'll go from there. If you win. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Jimmy harleygirl 2012-07-26 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	How I've missed your melodic tones these past few days. Meet me tonight where I almost fell for you the first time. A certain divine friends will be there. Here kitty kitty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Harley so_changeable 2012-07-26 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	Darling Harley. Anyone else I would flay alive, but you're so good to me. I'll be there with bells on... (Reply to this) (Parent)

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