The Bar at the End of the Universe

The Rani had been in the bar for quite some time, though it was unlikely that any of the regular patrons had seen her in the bar itself as she had mostly kept herself to herself, refusng to lower herself to spend time with the rest of the people that had been dragged here against their will. She had managed to work out most things for herself, since things were not that complicated. She had decided to spend the time she had been trapped here productively, having taken full advantage of the Bar's sentient nature to procure herself a number of chemicals and pieces of machanics.

Tday she was feeling almost sociable, though from the pile of paper, pieces of varying sizes of metal and the bottle of hyper vodka at her side it was not easy to tell that this was her state mind. Still it generally took a brave person to approach the Time Lady at the best of times. She was sitting below the observation window, looking up every so often to see the universe was about to end. There was something rather beautiful about the destruction that inspired her, not that she needed much inspiring.

The Rani knew her TARDIS inside out. It was the only thing she'd ever truly let get close to her, it was just as much a part of her as she was it. It had protected her through regenerations, war and civil uprisings. She knew this place better than her own body, since it didn't have the annoying habit of changing every so often. This was why she was particularly confused upon opening the door leading into the library to find herself in a bar. That woulnd't have been quite so bad had the bar been empty, but there were people here and she was sure she'd removed all living species from the TARDIS before she'd left that rather boring planet she couldn't quite remember the name of right now. Sighing slightly she stepped further into the bar and looked around, accessing the place.

"If you could warn me next time you're going to force me to socialise I'd be appreciative," she muttered glancing back at the door, only to find it had vanished. "Oh that's very funny," she added. "See if I try and stop the natives from blowing you up again!"