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So in effort to keep me from taking the motorcycle I snagged apart again does anyone want to test drive her? I can't because of massive amounts of scar tissue that keeps it from being comfortable to sit on the seat.

I promise to love whoever does it, forever and ever. Cause... You know, that's all I have to offer. But it would totally be in that platonic friendzone way.

Working on the bikes has taken up most of my free time. But it's the weekend, even if it's already Sunday.

How about a good old fashioned game of volley ball this afternoon? We can take it down to the beach and play on the sand.

Wow. Where does the time go?

End of the year celebrations in the gym, so come on down and get your game on.

I'm looking for a few...grease monkeys to help me with a project. Interested? Drop me a note and we'll discuss details.

The fucking shit is this, then?

Where the fuck am I?

Connor, where the fuck are you?

And what the fuck is happening?

Shit on a brick and fuck me with it! What the fuck is going on? Someone is really fucking stupid to be pulling this kind of shit on me. What the fuck? Someone better do some fucking explaining right fucking now.

Hate to say, but at least the walkers gave us something to do.

I gotta say, I could get used to waking up with this woman, if it wasn't me.

I wish we had a shop class or something, I need something to do with my hands.

What in the name of sweet zombie Jesus kind of drugs did you people slip me last night?!

Daryl, are you seeing what I'm seeing?

All right, then. Whatever this phenomenon is, it doesn't seem to be targeting any specific group.

Men and women have both been changed. Patients and staff are affected.

I'm organising a role call to see if we can figure this thing out, because...well, because I think we all, at least most of us, want to be back in our own skin.

I'd like everyone, staff and patient, to use the following format and reply:
<b>Name:</b> <b>Has your gender changed? If so, please note male to female, or female to male:</b> <b>When did you notice the change?</b> <b>What is the last thing you remember before you changed?</b>

Thank you. We will work to get to the bottom of this as soon as possible.