InsaneJournal

I can usually find someone decent to spot me at the gym but this is the third time there was nothing around me but noodle arms. Looking for gym buddies, not accountability buddies. If you want someone to make sure you don't crush your windpipe, I'm your girl, but you're gonna need to set your alarm and read funny memes if you need someone to wake you up and be your cheerleader. I'm flexible on time but I like to get in there early. Does something for my ego.

Work's been okay. Looked ahead and saw we actually have a reservation on the books a little over a month out. The biggest surprise in that sentence should be that we actually have books at the Slumberland Motel but I followed up with the head honcho about the reservation anyway and he said it just happens sometimes. Hoping he doesn't cancel because the kind of guy who makes a reservation here sounds like the kind of guy who might have a really fucking bad face tattoo I'd love to see.

[...] So, those pictures were pretty crazy. What weird shit do you think the alternate versions of you would be getting up to this Saturday night?