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Tw: Moles
Okay, I don't know if it was because I was in a group of people or what, but that was a whole lot less weird the first time. And it being night time? I am full on creeped out. And I'm not a girl that creeps out easy.

Uh. Hi. I'm Doctor Darcy Lewis. No, I'm not that kind of doctor, I can't check the weird mole you have that just happens to be shaped like Elvis on your left butt cheek. I mean, I could totally look at it, but all I could confirm is that yes, you're right, it does look like the King of Rock and Roll. I'd probably be totally unprofessional and check out that cheek, and it's twin, while I was looking.

I'm an Astrophysicist. Basically that means I use physics and astronomy to suss out weird shit. And you're in luck, unlike the last time I was here, and someone handed me an Iphone -huzzah I got a Samsung this time, I do have some of my equipment. Though it seems like my Spectrum Analyzer and my taser fell out of my bag while I was cluelessly wandering through the mist. So if anyone comes across a box that kinda looks like one of those nice stereos from the 80s let me know? If you run over it with your car, yikes, I'm sorry, I hope you have insurance. I'm not crying inside at all because that was an expensive piece of equipment or anything.