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Dallas Shay & Loras Tyrell (hislittlerose) wrote in doors,
@ 2012-08-29 17:16:00

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ariadne, loras tyrell, meg giry, renly baratheon, snow white, theon greyjoy, zoe graystone

So, I attended the Republican National Convention this week. That was certainly ~~a shitshow~~ interesting. As a (rare, Democrat) guest of some old friends, I had the good fortune to be invited to this year's HomoCon, which is a party for gay Republicans put on by GOProud (I know, clever right? Even Republican gays are more creative than their hetero counterparts.) As a [...] straight, Democrat attendee I was obviously there as more of an ambassador, but it was great to see some familiar faces and I even got a disco ball keychain for my daughter. I also got to spend some time with my father during the RNC, and although he still hasn't quite forgiven me for turning out liberal, a box of cigars seemed to help him forget for a few days.

What are some other effective methods you use to help your parents forget about how they're supposed to be disappointed in you?

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	the_huntress 2012-08-30 03:39 am UTC (link)
	Only for whores. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sonrisa 2012-08-30 03:42 am UTC (link)
	right. whipping others in a sexual manner is definitely in another category altogether. as is pimping. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_huntress 2012-08-30 03:47 am UTC (link)
	Let's see. One involves being on your back or knees, legs or jaw spread. The other involves beating the shit out of people for money and the last provides a valuable service to the treacherous cocks of this town. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sonrisa 2012-08-30 03:51 am UTC (link)
	tell me how that's not a form of whoring again - the beating the shit out of people in a sexual manner for money. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_huntress 2012-08-30 03:54 am UTC (link)
	You are a thick motherfucker. Better off sticking to your knees and just opening your mouth wide. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sonrisa 2012-08-30 03:57 am UTC (link)
	i only fuck fathers. - & i'm thinking this is more of an idea - a barrier - in your head. so you will manage whores, but would rather not be counted in their numbers? & instead go about judging others on their perceived usage of services you yourself provide? perhaps i am thick, but that seems quite contradictory to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_huntress
2012-08-30 04:06 am UTC (link)

I's not often that I feel the need to school you little shits on the ways and whys of the world, but I'm willing to make an exception for you puppy, so pay attention. There will be a test later.

A prostitute offers sexual intercourse indiscriminately for money. You pay, you get to fuck. With me so far?

A professional dominant, which we have here at the Gardens, does not offer sexual intercourse at all. It might be considered sexualized but so can a massage. Can you grasp the fucking difference or is that too complex for you?

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sonrisa
2012-08-30 04:15 am UTC (link)

firstly, let's get one thing straight that has apparently gone over your head. a prostitute does not offer sex/sexual favors indiscriminately. your definition there is essentially wrong. we have sex for money, yes. i am with you on that. but, as you are so fervently protesting that you are not a whore, don't pretend you know what it is we little shits do.

secondly, thank you. yes. i get the difference between having intercourse and not. my issue is not there. my issue is that i think you're wrong. i think if you are selling sex, be it the deed itself, any small favor, or just sexually arousing someone by putting a leather whip to their ass, you are a whore.

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the_huntress
2012-08-30 04:23 am UTC (link)

Really? I can count all the times I've ever heard a whore say no on one hand, that's pretty indiscriminate to me. As I pay several of you little shits and have to listen to you fucking whine every time you stub your toe and kick out the motherfuckers that get a little too rough, yeah, I do know you little fuckers do.

You can think I'm wrong all you want. I don't give a shit what you think because you could think that the universe is run by happy little pink elephants that shit rainbows and smell like roses. I don't know and I don't fucking care. However, if you'd like to come over here and call me a whore to my face, I'll happily rip out your fucking tongue and make stew out of it.

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	sonrisa 2012-08-30 04:30 am UTC (link)
	i'm afraid you don't. perhaps you run things differently/poorly over there if you're having such issues. but that's not how it works here, so i'll maintain that you've no idea. you definitely are the tristan m of the garden. i would gladly tell you to your face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_huntress 2012-08-30 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Pony up or shut the fuck up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sonrisa 2012-08-30 04:36 am UTC (link)
	i have several people on my long, indiscriminate list of people to fuck today & then i have to go cry to charles, so i'm afraid i won't make it over there today. feel free to come down here, though. seeing as you're the bossy lady, you must have a car and free time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_huntress 2012-08-30 04:39 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I'm somehow not surprised that you're busy. When you decide to grow a pair of balls to match that mouth of yours, you know where I am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sonrisa 2012-08-30 04:44 am UTC (link)
	& to think i though you'd be understanding, seeing as you have such a vast knowledge of how we whores operate. i'm only practicing good business sense. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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