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Tweak says, "Fnord!"

Lizzy Raleigh Listens to the Anne in Her Head (themosthappi) wrote in doors,
@ 2012-03-18 14:32:00

Entry tags:

anne boleyn, dorian gray, persian, tinker bell

[Public::As Anne]
Written in very old fashioned, flowing script

I beg of you to tell me why I must be brought to the walls of this castle to find it almost bare? I at least expected to find my husband and his harlot making merry at my death.

Yet the servants act as if things are as they should be.

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	whistleforme 2012-03-18 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	That sounds horrible. You father and uncle clearly don't give a shit about you. Henry sounds - wait. You mean Henry the eighth? Like that Beatles song? He killed all his wives, isn't that right? Sheesh. You're lucky he's not there then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	themosthappi 2012-03-18 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, Henry VIII. I just wish to know what has become of my dear Elizabeth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whistleforme 2012-03-18 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	So she was your bff and he picked you over her? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	themosthappi 2012-03-18 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	My BFF? What is a BFF? Jane was an illiterate door mouse who Henry only wished to conquer because she was unlike me - intelligent and willing to not keep silent when I saw wrongdoing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whistleforme 2012-03-18 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	It's an acronym, stands for Best Friends Forever. It's kinda high school. Anywho, so why'd he like you in the first place then if you were so outspoken? I mean, everyone knows women were just property way back when. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	themosthappi 2012-03-18 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	I was the only woman who would refuse him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whistleforme 2012-03-18 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	Still ended up dead like the rest of them, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	themosthappi 2012-03-18 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	I did not realize he would go to such extremes to be rid of me. One does not fall in love and realize that their soul mate would become so cruel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whistleforme 2012-03-18 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	You fell in love with him??? After he killed your father and your Elizabeth? Seriously? Hell, he killed his other wives! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	themosthappi 2012-03-18 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	I was his second wife. He did not kill Katherine, merely banished her to the Moor. And he killed my daughter! What a monster! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whistleforme 2012-03-18 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. Well. Still. He was still an asshole. I'm sorry about your daughter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	themosthappi 2012-03-18 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	I had no idea he killed Elizabeth. Thank you for your kindness in telling me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whistleforme 2012-03-18 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, who's Elizabeth? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	themosthappi 2012-03-18 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	Elizabeth Tudor, my daughter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whistleforme 2012-03-18 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. I thought she was your best friend. Uhhhhh actually, your daughter became queen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	themosthappi 2012-03-18 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	My Elizabeth, queen... It is good to know Henry failed in his quest for a son, then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whistleforme 2012-03-18 08:25 pm UTC (link)
	Yea, she ruled for like...40 years or something. At least, according to Wikipedia. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	themosthappi 2012-03-18 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	Well, this Wikipedia must be a wise man to know all of these facts. Tell me, is he a tutor? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whistleforme 2012-03-18 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	It's a website with lots of information. It's super helpful. Not so good for writing papers though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	themosthappi 2012-03-18 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	I do not know of this "website" but it seems to be quite useful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whistleforme 2012-03-18 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	Yup! But I don't think you have internet yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	themosthappi 2012-03-18 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	We do now have the printing press. There was one purchased by Henry to print pamphlets against the Catholic Church. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whistleforme 2012-03-18 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	Definitely not the internet. Why would you even want to go to your castle? It's got to be totally lame there. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	themosthappi 2012-03-18 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	The castle used to be full of dancing and merrymaking. It was a very joyful place (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whistleforme 2012-03-19 12:02 am UTC (link)
	Was it at least fun before he got tired of you? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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