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Lizzy Raleigh Listens to the Anne in Her Head (themosthappi) wrote in doors,
@ 2012-03-18 14:32:00

Entry tags:

anne boleyn, dorian gray, persian, tinker bell

[Public::As Anne]
Written in very old fashioned, flowing script

I beg of you to tell me why I must be brought to the walls of this castle to find it almost bare? I at least expected to find my husband and his harlot making merry at my death.

Yet the servants act as if things are as they should be.

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	whistleforme 2012-03-18 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	Your husband sounds like a dick. At least your alive? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	themosthappi 2012-03-18 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	My husband is the King of England, whose love is fickle and fleeting. I am sure his new harlot will not last long. May Christ have mercy on his soul. He has the blood of my brother, my closest companion and three other men on his hands as well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whistleforme 2012-03-18 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	Why'd you marry him if he killed your brother and your best friend? I mean, being a queen might be cool and all, but seriously. He sounds awful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

themosthappi
2012-03-18 07:47 pm UTC (link)

My father and uncle designed that I would become his mistress to earn them a higher place in his court. I, however, refused because I was not willing to sacrifice my virtue.

Yet, Henry will get what Henry wishes to have, and moved heaven and earth to end his marriage to Katherine so that he might marry me so that I could give him sons.

Now, he has killed innocent men so that his little door mouse Jane might attempt to give him sons.

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	whistleforme 2012-03-18 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	That sounds horrible. You father and uncle clearly don't give a shit about you. Henry sounds - wait. You mean Henry the eighth? Like that Beatles song? He killed all his wives, isn't that right? Sheesh. You're lucky he's not there then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	themosthappi 2012-03-18 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, Henry VIII. I just wish to know what has become of my dear Elizabeth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whistleforme 2012-03-18 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	So she was your bff and he picked you over her? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	themosthappi 2012-03-18 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	My BFF? What is a BFF? Jane was an illiterate door mouse who Henry only wished to conquer because she was unlike me - intelligent and willing to not keep silent when I saw wrongdoing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whistleforme 2012-03-18 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	It's an acronym, stands for Best Friends Forever. It's kinda high school. Anywho, so why'd he like you in the first place then if you were so outspoken? I mean, everyone knows women were just property way back when. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ofmazandaran 2012-03-18 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	Four hundred years ago? ~~I shouldn't be surprised~~ And who are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)