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Tweak says, "Im not wearing underwear today"

Sebastian | Oliver (trickarrow) wrote in doors,
@ 2012-08-03 17:25:00

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black widow, harry osborn, hawkeye

Public, Shailee T
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Anyone know a decent vet in the area who isn't going to charge me an arm and a fucking leg?

[Locked to Shailee T]

Guessing no one we know was involved in that fucker dying, where we.

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goblinheir
2012-08-04 04:15 am UTC (link)

Jesus Christ, I listed emergency vets in case it was an emergency. You are able to call a veterinary office and ask them about their pricing and billing, just so you know. They aren't all dressed in capes and mustaches waiting around the railroad bend. [...] Hold on.

[Fifteen minutes later, after hacking into the billing files of ten local vet offices and comparing the results, his scrawl returns.]

Try the Cheyenne one.

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	trickarrow 2012-08-04 04:17 am UTC (link)
	Trust me, if it was an emergency, I would have said so. I just want to get my dog fixed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goblinheir 2012-08-04 04:18 am UTC (link)
	The poor bastard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickarrow 2012-08-04 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Well, this poor bastard doesn't want to pay puppy child support for some bitch's pups. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goblinheir 2012-08-04 04:24 am UTC (link)
	I don't think puppy child support exists. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickarrow 2012-08-04 04:24 am UTC (link)
	But you don't know for sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goblinheir 2012-08-04 04:25 am UTC (link)
	[...] No, I know for sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickarrow 2012-08-04 04:26 am UTC (link)
	So you're sure that if my dog knocks up someone's dog in the park, they ain't gonna come after me to help with the puppies? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goblinheir 2012-08-04 04:28 am UTC (link)
	They'd come after you because [...] what? You two would exchange information afterwards like a car accident? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickarrow 2012-08-04 04:30 am UTC (link)
	I seen that shit on shows before. Demanding money to help with the puppies or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goblinheir 2012-08-04 04:30 am UTC (link)
	You're thinking of Maury. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickarrow 2012-08-04 04:31 am UTC (link)
	[...] You telling me that isn't real? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goblinheir 2012-08-04 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Is this a trick question? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickarrow 2012-08-04 04:32 am UTC (link)
	No? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

goblinheir
2012-08-04 04:37 am UTC (link)

Yes? I don't even know what the question is anymore. You think that if your dog gets with another dog at the park, the owner is going to somehow genetically trace you through puppy DNA technology? Are they going to go a composit sketch for the nightly news to find you?

How about you keep your dog on a leash?

Or just pay the $45 to get him fixed because this conversation has gone a little bit into the deep end.

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	trickarrow 2012-08-04 04:41 am UTC (link)
	[laughing quietly] Yeah, think I'll do that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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