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Tweak says, "gingers rule"

Hal knows the strongest thing in the universe is (willpower) wrote in doors,
@ 2014-03-07 10:56:00

Entry tags:

green arrow, green lantern

[A series of texts to Ollie]

> There's a shipment coming in this morning from that farm on the north side, r u going to be there?
> I hope ur going 2 be there.
> U better be there.
> I can't find my shoes. Do u know where they are?
> I can't find my pants either.
> Fuck it, I'm not coming into work today.
> My ass hurts.
> Let's play a game.
> I'm going to hide and you have to find me.
> Count to 100. Go!

[A minute later.]
> UR NEVER GOING TO FIND ME. ahahahahahahah best hiding place evr!

[Another minute later.]
> R U LOOKING?

[Five minutes.]
> I think I just found a stash I forgot about.

[Five more minutes.]
> I diiiiiiid.

[4 minutes and 28 seconds.]
> Can u bring some sea weed snacks when u come? Hungry.

[7 minutes and 18 seconds.]
> Ugh, where r u?

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	Re: Text: Hal/Ollie willpower 2014-03-07 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	`> i don't need nice things > but i do need some baked crunchy things` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Text: Hal/Ollie flaws 2014-03-07 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	`> then u need to get ur ass out of there` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Text: Hal/Ollie willpower 2014-03-07 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	`> not sure i can > hold on` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Text: Hal/Ollie flaws 2014-03-07 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	`> if not, ill have ur mail forward to u there` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Text: Hal/Ollie willpower 2014-03-07 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	`> bring ur giant shoulders and huge moobs over here` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Text: Hal/Ollie flaws 2014-03-07 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	`> how about u ask nicely` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Text: Hal/Ollie willpower 2014-03-07 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	`> pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Text: Hal/Ollie flaws 2014-03-07 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	`> that's more whiny than nicely.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Text: Hal/Ollie willpower 2014-03-07 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	`> please bring ur doom pecs over` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Text: Hal/Ollie flaws 2014-03-07 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	`> where u at because im not looking for ur ass` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Text: Hal/Ollie willpower 2014-03-07 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	`> but i am HIDING` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Text: Hal/Ollie flaws 2014-03-07 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	`> then guess what` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Text: Hal/Ollie willpower 2014-03-07 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	`> omg > fine > spoil sport > i'm in the cabinet above the fridge > now will u come?` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Text: Hal/Ollie flaws 2014-03-07 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	`> how the fuck did u get up there without killing yourself?` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Text: Hal/Ollie willpower 2014-03-07 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	`> chair > now hurry i have 2 pee` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Text: Hal/Ollie flaws 2014-03-07 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	`> ought to let u piss urself to prove a point` (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Text: Hal/Ollie flaws 2014-03-07 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	`> but i like that cabinet. > be there soon` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Text: Hal/Ollie willpower 2014-03-07 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	`> hold on, i think i can open the door and pee on the floor` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Text: Hal/Ollie flaws 2014-03-07 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	`> u do that and u'll lick it up asshole` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Text: Hal/Ollie willpower 2014-03-07 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	`> HURRY > i bet i could at least hit the sink` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Text: Hal/Ollie flaws 2014-03-07 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	`> ill never forgive u if u do >coming soon` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Text: Hal/Ollie willpower 2014-03-07 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	`> yes u will > u like my milkshake!` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Text: Hal/Ollie flaws 2014-03-07 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	[no response, hunting down a hal in a fucking kitchen cabinet] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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