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Hal knows the strongest thing in the universe is ([info]willpower) wrote in [info]doors,
@ 2014-03-07 10:56:00

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Entry tags:green arrow, green lantern

[A series of texts to Ollie]


> There's a shipment coming in this morning from that farm on the north side, r u going to be there?
> I hope ur going 2 be there.
> U better be there.
> I can't find my shoes. Do u know where they are?
> I can't find my pants either.
> Fuck it, I'm not coming into work today.
> My ass hurts.
> Let's play a game.
> I'm going to hide and you have to find me.
> Count to 100. Go!

[A minute later.]
> UR NEVER GOING TO FIND ME. ahahahahahahah best hiding place evr!

[Another minute later.]
> R U LOOKING?

[Five minutes.]
> I think I just found a stash I forgot about.

[Five more minutes.]
> I diiiiiiid.

[4 minutes and 28 seconds.]
> Can u bring some sea weed snacks when u come? Hungry.

[7 minutes and 18 seconds.]
> Ugh, where r u?



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Re: Text: Hal/Ollie
[info]willpower
2014-03-07 04:26 pm UTC (link)
> i don't need nice things

> but i do need some baked crunchy things

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Re: Text: Hal/Ollie
[info]flaws
2014-03-07 04:27 pm UTC (link)
> then u need to get ur ass out of there

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Re: Text: Hal/Ollie
[info]willpower
2014-03-07 04:29 pm UTC (link)
> not sure i can

> hold on

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Re: Text: Hal/Ollie
[info]flaws
2014-03-07 04:31 pm UTC (link)
> if not, ill have ur mail forward to u there

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Re: Text: Hal/Ollie
[info]willpower
2014-03-07 04:32 pm UTC (link)
> bring ur giant shoulders and huge moobs over here

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Re: Text: Hal/Ollie
[info]flaws
2014-03-07 04:34 pm UTC (link)
> how about u ask nicely

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Re: Text: Hal/Ollie
[info]willpower
2014-03-07 04:36 pm UTC (link)
> pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase

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Re: Text: Hal/Ollie
[info]flaws
2014-03-07 04:39 pm UTC (link)
> that's more whiny than nicely.

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Re: Text: Hal/Ollie
[info]willpower
2014-03-07 04:41 pm UTC (link)
> please bring ur doom pecs over

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Re: Text: Hal/Ollie
[info]flaws
2014-03-07 04:42 pm UTC (link)
> where u at because im not looking for ur ass

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Re: Text: Hal/Ollie
[info]willpower
2014-03-07 04:43 pm UTC (link)
> but i am HIDING

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Re: Text: Hal/Ollie
[info]flaws
2014-03-07 04:44 pm UTC (link)
> then guess what

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Re: Text: Hal/Ollie
[info]willpower
2014-03-07 04:46 pm UTC (link)
> omg
> fine
> spoil sport
> i'm in the cabinet above the fridge
> now will u come?

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Re: Text: Hal/Ollie
[info]flaws
2014-03-07 04:47 pm UTC (link)
> how the fuck did u get up there without killing yourself?

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Re: Text: Hal/Ollie
[info]willpower
2014-03-07 04:48 pm UTC (link)
> chair

> now hurry i have 2 pee

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Re: Text: Hal/Ollie
[info]flaws
2014-03-07 04:49 pm UTC (link)
> ought to let u piss urself to prove a point

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Re: Text: Hal/Ollie
[info]flaws
2014-03-07 04:49 pm UTC (link)
> but i like that cabinet.

> be there soon

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Re: Text: Hal/Ollie
[info]willpower
2014-03-07 04:58 pm UTC (link)
> hold on, i think i can open the door and pee on the floor

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Re: Text: Hal/Ollie
[info]flaws
2014-03-07 04:59 pm UTC (link)
> u do that and u'll lick it up asshole

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Re: Text: Hal/Ollie
[info]willpower
2014-03-07 05:08 pm UTC (link)
> HURRY

> i bet i could at least hit the sink

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Re: Text: Hal/Ollie
[info]flaws
2014-03-07 05:09 pm UTC (link)
> ill never forgive u if u do

>coming soon

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Re: Text: Hal/Ollie
[info]willpower
2014-03-07 05:10 pm UTC (link)
> yes u will

> u like my milkshake!

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Re: Text: Hal/Ollie
[info]flaws
2014-03-07 05:12 pm UTC (link)
[no response, hunting down a hal in a fucking kitchen cabinet]

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