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Tweak says, "I CAN FEEL THE TREES!"

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@ 2014-03-07 10:56:00

[A series of texts to Ollie]

> There's a shipment coming in this morning from that farm on the north side, r u going to be there?
> I hope ur going 2 be there.
> U better be there.
> I can't find my shoes. Do u know where they are?
> I can't find my pants either.
> Fuck it, I'm not coming into work today.
> My ass hurts.
> Let's play a game.
> I'm going to hide and you have to find me.
> Count to 100. Go!

[A minute later.]
> UR NEVER GOING TO FIND ME. ahahahahahahah best hiding place evr!

[Another minute later.]
> R U LOOKING?

[Five minutes.]
> I think I just found a stash I forgot about.

[Five more minutes.]
> I diiiiiiid.

[4 minutes and 28 seconds.]
> Can u bring some sea weed snacks when u come? Hungry.

[7 minutes and 18 seconds.]
> Ugh, where r u?

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